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Topic: Jay looks in really rough shape

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 3 days ago #126,446

I been watching the Jay and Silent Bob movies again, and goddamn does Jay look really fucked up in the reboot one. I can't really put my finger on it, maybe it's the way his skin looks like it's too tight to fit on him properly.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,368,511

Compare that with how much younger than his age he looked around age 30, and ironically he was a junkie at this time...

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,512

Decades of heroin addiction have fucked him up. It's sad really. I recently watched a shitty horror comedy he was in called Bitten and on the commentary track he comes across as an extremely sweet person who is weighed down by some very nasty personal demons. Kevin Smith said that even when Jason was stealing from him on the set of Clerks he found it impossible to be mad at him because he's just a lost soul.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,514

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
He also looks like he's had work done

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,515

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I agree, I think he's had two or more facelifts.

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,524

I think fat Silent Bob looked a lot better personally. Kevin Smith is one of those rare individuals where being fat just fits him perfectly.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,571

@previous (Meta)

I agree, Fat Bob looked good. But I don't think Thin Bob's beard or too-large clothes helped, it makes him look like someone in their granddad's clothes.
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