Topic: Life advice

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 days ago #126,417

1. Get a really good pair of slippers for around the home.

2. Get a really good mattresse to sleep on. You wanna spead £1500 plus really.

3. Make a conscious effort to eat more fibre.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,368,279

4. Accept Jesus into your life.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,280

5. Spread the fucking word about Minichan.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,285

@1,368,279 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
@previous (C)
These do not count.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,287

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Did you know Jesus can make your penis bigger?

[email protected] double-posted this 2 days ago, 15 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,288

@previous (D)
Baptize me in baby oil.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,294

@1,368,280 (C)

> 5. Spread the fucking word about Minichan.

This

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,299

@1,368,279 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> 4. Accept Jesus into your life.

So, your Jesus is helping Putin in Ukraine.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,300

@previous (F)
What Bible are you reading?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,301

@1,368,299 (F)

> > 4. Accept Jesus into your life.
>
> So, your Jesus is helping Putin in Ukraine.

Go on, I'm listening.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,302

@1,368,300 (D)

> What Bible are you reading?

The one that ends with Heaven 99.9999999999% filled UP.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,303

@previous (F)
Does heaven actually have a physical size?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,304

@previous (D)

> Does heaven actually have a physical size?

No clue. The book of revelations does put a limit on how many people can occupy heaven. 144,000 and that is from the days of Adam and Eve.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,306

@previous (F)
Are you Protestant?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,307

@previous (D)
I study many religions. Love ones with creations such as this.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,308

@1,368,304 (F)

> > Does heaven actually have a physical size?
>
> No clue. The book of revelations does put a limit on how many people can occupy heaven. 144,000 and that is from the days of Adam and Eve.

Incorrect. The 144,000 "redeemed from the earth" were the recently converted Jewish evangelists sent out to bring sinners to Jesus Christ during the seven-year tribulation period. Nowhere in the Bible does it say 144,000 is the maximum allowed into heaven. Even Jehovah's Witnesses don't think this (they believe the 144,000 rule as priests with God and Jesus while everyone else lives in a restored paradise on earth).

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 2 days ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,309

@1,368,307 (F)

> I study many religions.

Not very well, clearly.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,311

@1,368,308 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
"Revelation 7:4 mentions the 144,000 as those who are "sealed," or confirmed for life in heaven. These individuals, described in Revelation 14:3 as being "redeemed from the earth," will rule with Christ in heaven."

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,312

@previous (F)
Which is exactly what I said you addled old berk.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,313

@1,368,311 (F)
https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/amp/news/256542/pope-francis-i-like-to-think-of-hell-as-empty

Well the previous pope said that he likes to think of Hell as empty, and more than 144,000 people have died, and Catholics believe in papal infallibility, so by that logic if the Bible actually says 144,000 people then either that means the Bible is wrong or you’re misinterpreting it.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,321

@previous (D)
> papal infallibility,

Anonymous D replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,322

@previous (F)
Found the prod!

https://youtu.be/ehukpdse8_w

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,373

@1,368,280 (C)
Tell them how awful this site and Minichan dot net can be

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Anonymous C replied with this 2 days ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,391

@previous (G)

> Tell them how awful this site and Minichan dot net can be

> this site and Minichan dot net

You really are that stupid. No wonder your family doesn't do anything with you.