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Topic: FAO: Metæ

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 days ago #126,401

Did you lose much weight once you quit drinking?

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 7 hours later[^] [v] #1,368,097

No, maybe 10 pounds? It was not significant at all.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,111

@previous (Meta)
I lost more weight than that by going to college. It turns out walking every day makes you lighter.

Anonymous C double-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,112

@OP

What happens to somebody’s penis when they’re that overweight? I see a dark spot in the second picture. It just doesn’t make sense because think about the distance between your bladder and the surface of your skin if you weigh that much. The urethra must grow to be a foot long!

Anonymous C triple-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,114

Obviously a penis wouldn’t show up on an X-ray, but that’s not a real X-ray, which means somebody thought they were beefing cheeky and thought nobody would notice. But I noticed.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,125

@1,368,097 (Meta)
Surely you must of done. Did you swap the booze for something else?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 56 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,126

@1,368,097 (Meta)
How much have you regained since you fell off the wagon?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,127

@1,368,112 (C)
Once I saw something so fat they couldn't get a catheter in him

And the hospital wrote for the reason, couldn't find penis

Anonymous C replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,128

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That must smell terrible. Unless you have a piss fetish then maybe it’s amazing.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,129

@1,368,125 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Burgers and litres of soda pop

Meta replied with this 2 days ago, 40 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,132

@1,368,111 (C)
Cool story bro 😎

@1,368,112 (C)
The dark spot is the penis bone

@1,368,125 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
You have to remember I was always fat - I didn’t do it for weight loss but because my liver was no longer metabolizing it properly.

Meta double-posted this 2 days ago, 41 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,133

@1,368,126 (D)
Reply to my last 5,467 PMs and we’ll talk, thanks!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 55 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,135

@1,368,132 (Meta)
Have you ever tried to lose weight? Are you comfortable being obese?

Meta replied with this 2 days ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,136

@previous (G)
No it is quite uncomfortable. My back is destroyed.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,143

@previous (Meta)
You know how I said you’re clinically depressed? What even is this? You have no will to fight.

Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 35 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,144

@previous (H)
What the fuck is wrong with you sad queers following me around everywhere calling me depressed and shit?

I have plenty of will to fight and stuff.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,145

@previous (Meta)

> I have plenty of will to fight and stuff.

Sure.

Anyway, as a nigger I guess I’m too genetically inferior to break a chair by sitting on it. Obviously you’re so superior you’ll get to heaven way before I do.

Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,146

@previous (I)
man fuck you you don't know shit about anytging

Anonymous I replied with this 1 day ago, 43 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,147

@previous (Meta)

> man fuck you you don't know shit about anytging

You’re right. I don’t know shit about anytging. Whatever that is.

Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,148

@previous (I)
Shut up you old nigger 😂🖕

Anonymous I replied with this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,149

@previous (Meta)
You think I’m older than you? That makes sense given your mental age.

Anonymous I double-posted this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,150

You’ve been posting on this website since I was 7 years old.

https://minichan.net/topic/9#reply_353

Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,151

@1,368,149 (I)
No I was talking about vitality and work ethic, something your black ass will never understand.

@previous (I)
You've been robbing liquor stores since you were seven years old you fuckin degenerate.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,152

@previous (Meta)
I actually don’t drink.

Anonymous I double-posted this 1 day ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,153

@1,368,151 (Meta)
I feel like that reply would be pretty interesting to a psychologist. A fat guy with a drinking problem talking about work ethic and stealing alcohol. The veil is so thin it should be flagged for nudity.

Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 2 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,154

@1,368,152 (I)
I never said you drank, I said you robbed liquor stores - an accusation you did not deny.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 day ago, 51 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,155

@previous (Meta)
Why would I bother dying something that nobody believes.

Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,158

@previous (I)
> Why would I bother dying

I think you should try dying sometime.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 day ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,159

@previous (Meta)
Jokes on you, life's just a lie.

Anonymous I double-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,160

@1,368,158 (Meta)
You can’t hold these feelings inside, say it with your chest. You can't kill me, bitch, I'm immortal.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 hours ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,421

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