Topic: Obama Fried Chicken opens in China.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #12,638
Can you imagine if this happened in America? We would have riots and that billboard would get burned down.http://helablog.com/2011/10/obama-fried-chicken-opens-in-china/
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #227,127
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,128
I'd buy some.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,129
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,130
New Pepsi flavor in Japan. It's called Pepsi pink and it's strawberry milk flavored. Gross.swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,132
Wasabi Smoke Alarm. This gadget releases a pungent mix of Wasabi oil that will wake up those with hearing disabilities during emergencies. Too cool.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6tiVgKnDyM&feature=player_embedded
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,137
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,138
cchineses don't have real feelings
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,140
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,142
Mint flavored milk drink. Delicious or nasty?http://www.nissinyork.co.jp/product/lineup/drink.php
http://gigazine.net/news/20110830_milk_mint/
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,143
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,144
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I love mint. I would definitely try this on cereal or dipping cookies. I found out that chocolate with mint is not a usual combination in Japan. Which feels strange to me.
I love mint. I would definitely try this on cereal or dipping cookies. I found out that chocolate with mint is not a usual combination in Japan. Which feels strange to me.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,145
Dinosaur chop sticks! I fucking love this.http://rinkya-japan.tumblr.com/post/7672802129/dinosaur-chopsticks
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,146
@OP
Obama is only half black. Even when it comes to racism the Chinese have a shitty reproduction.
Obama is only half black. Even when it comes to racism the Chinese have a shitty reproduction.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,147
This is excellent.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,148
@227,144 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The Asians have a different idea of what is good than we do. When I was in Taiwan I encountered some strange things. Street vendors sold squid on a stick, one restaurant had soup made from goose blood, and I ate some shrimp that was covered in some kind of mayonnaise looking sauce and ice cream sprinkles, the taste was the exact same as cotton candy.
The Asians have a different idea of what is good than we do. When I was in Taiwan I encountered some strange things. Street vendors sold squid on a stick, one restaurant had soup made from goose blood, and I ate some shrimp that was covered in some kind of mayonnaise looking sauce and ice cream sprinkles, the taste was the exact same as cotton candy.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,151
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,152
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The dumplings were the best. The bar we went to would send someone out to get them for us when we got good and drunk. The curry dishes over there are great as well. The worst thing I ate was smoked sharks belly. It was cubed like jello but had a very strong very fishy taste. Think fish jelly and that was the flavor.
In Taiwan they also had the most amazing tea. Rose tea, apple tea, boba tea, all the tea! It was all delicious.
The dumplings were the best. The bar we went to would send someone out to get them for us when we got good and drunk. The curry dishes over there are great as well. The worst thing I ate was smoked sharks belly. It was cubed like jello but had a very strong very fishy taste. Think fish jelly and that was the flavor.
In Taiwan they also had the most amazing tea. Rose tea, apple tea, boba tea, all the tea! It was all delicious.
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,153
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,155
@227,152 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I kust bought some rose tea from Wong Kai Imports and I love bubble tea. Why were you in Taiwan?
I kust bought some rose tea from Wong Kai Imports and I love bubble tea. Why were you in Taiwan?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,161
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,163
Baby Bottom fan, created to air dry a child's butt before putting on a diaper.http://nithome.co.kr/main/bcpmain.html
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,164
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,166
@227,163 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I bet someone has used one of those as a vibrator.
Turn it upside down.
I bet someone has used one of those as a vibrator.
Turn it upside down.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,168
@previous (sluggy)
I want one that's high powered enough that I can shove it up the twat and zoom around the room like Rocketman.
I want one that's high powered enough that I can shove it up the twat and zoom around the room like Rocketman.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,169
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I use my balls and rubberbands to do just that. It freaks out the neighbors.
I use my balls and rubberbands to do just that. It freaks out the neighbors.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,170
@227,164 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> Did you sleep with a lot of prostitutes?
No I didn't sleep with any prostitutes. Actually I met some nice girls at a bar in Taipei. They took my friends and I all around the city and to all these really nice bars. They paid for everything any time we went out and they would come back with us and crash at our hotel. One of the girls really liked me and would always end up with me at the end of the night. It is funny how much people can communicate despite a language barrier.
> Did you sleep with a lot of prostitutes?
No I didn't sleep with any prostitutes. Actually I met some nice girls at a bar in Taipei. They took my friends and I all around the city and to all these really nice bars. They paid for everything any time we went out and they would come back with us and crash at our hotel. One of the girls really liked me and would always end up with me at the end of the night. It is funny how much people can communicate despite a language barrier.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,172
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,173
@227,170 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I love hearing drunk stories about foreign lands. How long did you stay?
I love hearing drunk stories about foreign lands. How long did you stay?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,174
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,175
@227,173 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Just under a month. It was a lot of fun. The weather is a lot like what you and I are used to in Florida but more like the way the weather is closer to Miami than Tampa. The people were pretty cool and liked to get fucked up as much as we did. None of us got into any fights or anything like that. Just a lot of drinking and partying.
Just under a month. It was a lot of fun. The weather is a lot like what you and I are used to in Florida but more like the way the weather is closer to Miami than Tampa. The people were pretty cool and liked to get fucked up as much as we did. None of us got into any fights or anything like that. Just a lot of drinking and partying.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,177
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,178
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,180
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Nothing much. Chinese intelligence or what seemed like intel guys asked a few questions and seemed to know quite a bit about us but we were not in China so we played dumb and they left us alone.
Nothing much. Chinese intelligence or what seemed like intel guys asked a few questions and seemed to know quite a bit about us but we were not in China so we played dumb and they left us alone.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,181
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,185
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
How much we were getting paid, what hotel we were staying at, just about everything but our names, who we worked for, and why we were there.
How much we were getting paid, what hotel we were staying at, just about everything but our names, who we worked for, and why we were there.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,187
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,189
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
A little bit but I could have snapped the neck of just about anyone in that country with an open handed slap.
A little bit but I could have snapped the neck of just about anyone in that country with an open handed slap.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,196
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,200
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,201
@227,189 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I love that image. Have you ever seen one of the Slapsgiving eps of "How I Met Your Mother"? I picture you standing feet over an Asian man and slapping him so hard that he spins twice and lands in a crumpled heap.
I love that image. Have you ever seen one of the Slapsgiving eps of "How I Met Your Mother"? I picture you standing feet over an Asian man and slapping him so hard that he spins twice and lands in a crumpled heap.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,202
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,203
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I know that you do. I'll bet that you terrorized and aroused everyone who saw you.
I know that you do. I'll bet that you terrorized and aroused everyone who saw you.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,207
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,210
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Ha! If I were an Asian, I would probably be afraid of a gigantic white man with a constant erection. But maybe that's just me.
Ha! If I were an Asian, I would probably be afraid of a gigantic white man with a constant erection. But maybe that's just me.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,212
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'm not Asian and I'm afraid of a gigantic white man with a constant erection.
I'm not Asian and I'm afraid of a gigantic white man with a constant erection.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,217
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
But you're willing to hang out with Leland. Good job at comforting your fears.
But you're willing to hang out with Leland. Good job at comforting your fears.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,222
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
He has a constant erection because his penis is inflatable and he keeps it hooked to a bicycle pump so he can always fill it with air. It's a little awkward at first but eventually you get used to it.
He has a constant erection because his penis is inflatable and he keeps it hooked to a bicycle pump so he can always fill it with air. It's a little awkward at first but eventually you get used to it.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,223
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I would fill it with helium so that I could be the life of every party.
I would fill it with helium so that I could be the life of every party.