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Topic: Early Memorial Day shoutout!

Hirohito started this discussion 1 month ago #126,314

Shoutout to all the suckers and losers who died fighting for America against my Japanese ancestors! Dicks out for America! Love you Uncle Sam. You touched me in places I can’t tell the police.

Hirohito (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,367,159

I AM A SUPER ORIENTAL! You see American women have got two problems I say the two B’s: beautiful and broke. They think that gives them access to a superior super oriental like me, they should be banished and thrown into the moat with the crocodiles. I’ve got a Japanese 10 incher, long, width, girth, veins in it. Nohomo. And on top of that no alcohol, no kids, so they gotta come at me with something that’s gonna shock my core. But they never do, because white American women are racially inferior to pure bread Japanese empresses.

Hirohito (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,160

White dudes do not understand why us Japanese are taking all their women. When I shit, my dick touch the water. You don’t even understand.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,161

I wish men were less obsessed with cock

Hirohito (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,162

My name isn’t Hirohito btw. My name is Ren. Honestly, I think Showa was a little bit of a pussy for surrendering. I probably wouldn’t have surrendered if I was in his place, I’d have led Japan to victory I think. I mean look at him, he’s this scrawny little boy, he looks fucking Korean, like you should find him playing league of legends in some Internet cafe in Seoul. He’s not a true Japanese God like me. I’m immune to nuclear weapons. My skin is more radiant than the strontium 90 lined fallout clouds.

Hirohito (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 15 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,163

@1,367,161 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I wish men were less obsessed with cock

Shut up. I love dick, if you don’t, that’s gay.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,164

@OP

Hirohito (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,165

@previous (C)
That ain’t even half the size of my mushroom tip. Don’t play with me bitchboy!

Hirohito (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,168

Honestly, I don’t even like Jewish people, but I’d like to imagine myself in Israeli occupied Palestine, because I think I’d be one of Netanyahu's top soldiers. And I don’t support what Israel is doing to those children. I’d probably try and protect them, somehow. But I’m just such a nasty muscular beast of a man, Netanyahu would have no choice but to make me his top guy.

Hirohito (OP) triple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,169

You see, the soldiers in the IDF, they’re all pussies. They’re too afraid to go in there and kill Hamas. I am a Japanese so I am naturally fearless, this is a biologically determined fact that I do not fear death. I would go straight into Hamas occupied Palestine by myself as Netanyahu’s top soldier and I would be in charge of an entire division of Jewish paratroopers. And I’d take back the holy land for the Japanese.

Hirohito (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 month ago, 38 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,170

I am a sociopath.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,174

@1,367,169 (Hirohito)
You say you're fearless. Prove it by eating the Liver from this kind of Sushi.

Anonymous C double-posted this 1 month ago, 49 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,175

@previous (C)

Hirohito (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 13 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,176

@1,367,174 (C)
You don’t even know the name of that fish you dong.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,181

@previous (Hirohito)
Pufferfish. The only oral sex you will ever get is from a Blowfish.

Hirohito (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,182

@previous (C)
I’m taking the piss and remaining distant; choosing and insistent to assist in persistent pain while consistently by the instant, resistant to all restraint, all these white men are sucking my taint and I’m about to fucking faint.

Anon replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,185

@previous (Hirohito)

Hirohito (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,187

@previous (Anon)
White men can’t control their sexual urges. That is why white men are desperate for Japanese women because white men imagine Japanese women as submissive and docile like a child and all white men are pedophiles by their nature so they desire young prepubescent girls. Like that American guy who forced Japan to open up to international trade who was running around raping teenage girls.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,188

@previous (Hirohito)
Japan has a bad history of child sex abuse

Hirohito (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,189

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Look Kook, we’ve all molested before! It’s nothing new. I could complain that you have a history of drinking too much, but I don’t do that because I respect you.

Hirohito (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,190

In fact that very reason is why I’m so fond of the Irish. The Catholics will fit right in!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,192

@1,367,189 (Hirohito)
Ive never had any history of drinking too much, you disgusting piece of trash

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,199

@1,367,161 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I wish men were less obsessed with cock

I wish women weren't. They would make less mistakes in life over a good fuck.

Hirohito joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,202

@previous (D)
Did I tell you that I am a feminist?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,207

@1,367,199 (D)
They're not as obsessed as man are

Hirohito replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,214

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I’m a men!

Hirohito double-posted this 1 month ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,215

UwU

Anon replied with this 1 month ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,224

@1,367,214 (Hirohito)
Japanese Men have Micropenis.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,279

@1,367,161 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I wish men were less obsessed with cock

Why?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,282

@previous (F)
Because it's tedious

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,283

@1,367,207 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> They're not as obsessed as man are

Sure they are. Probably 99% of them by the time they're 18 has had one either in their cunt, up their asshole or in their mouth. That percentage would go way down with men.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,284

@previous (D)
Most women dont cum from penetration. They do it because men want it

Also, tons of men do gay shit regarding dicks

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 31 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,286

@1,367,282 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Because it's tedious

How does it affect your life?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,288

@previous (F)
It mostly affects straight women

Hirohito joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,296

@1,367,284 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Most women dont cum from penetration. They do it because men want it

This is so sad.

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