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Minichan

Topic: My mom used my laptop today and found MC and several messages in my facebook inbox

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc started this discussion 15 years ago #1,263

Fuckfuckfuck. I was talking badly about her again with a friend of mine and said some terrible things. She said she didn't intentionally want to invade my privacy but couldn't help it when she found my facebook inbox already open and saw her being mentioned in one of the messages.

She also saw MC. Fuck.

I want to die.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #24,350

Someone needs to post that look what time it is pic where it is always on rape. Also @OP Awesome Cougars.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #24,352

You're a shitty son.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #24,354

lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #24,357

Aren't you a little old for this?

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,358

@24,350 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Awesome Cougars is where I met GaryOak.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,365

@previous (Meowth)
So is this is you or GaryOak?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,366

@24,358 (Meowth)

> Awesome Cougars is where I met GaryOak.

Lol 10/10 bud!

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,405

@24,352 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm really not. She's just such a fucking bitch sometimes. Last night I was listening to music and she kept trying to talk to me. I got annoyed and told her I was busy. She did it like ten more times, I told her I was busy (AGAIN) and she snapped at me and started giving me an entire lecture. It's like FUCK, leave me alone.
@24,357 (E)
Shut up.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,417

Are you still going to go through with your plan to have her dress up as a Disney Princess so you can have sex with her?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,423

@24,405 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Is it really wise to still say this stuff after she's found out about Minichan?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,426

@24,417 (G)
I'm not in the mood for your shit.

Mrs. Falco joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,433

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,435

@24,423 (H)
She's at work right now. I'll have a mod delete this thread later. I just needed to vent.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,438

@24,405 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Of course she fucking wants to talk to you. You're her son. You popped out of her vagina. Show her some fucking respect and stop being so god damned self-centered.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,456

@24,405 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Yeah, fuck her. How dare she interrupt you while you're listening to music.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,458

At least she didn't find your pedo threads or anontalk.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,465

@24,426 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
lol, u mad

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,466

Seriously though, you're an adult. Deal with it.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,475

@OP
Tell your mom that she should start posting here. That would be fun.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,483

@24,405 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
you're fucking pathetic :)

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,497

@24,438 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm just genuinely sick and tired of her nonstop bullshit and whining.
@24,456 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
I spent almost the entire day with her. I just wanted to be left alone for a little while.
@24,466 (G)
Sigh. You're missing the point.
@24,475 (L)
No. I already spend enough time around her as it is. That would be the last thing I need.
@previous (M)
Fuck off :)

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,498

LOL

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,503

@previous (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
I've always hated you.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,515

Wait, hasn't this happened to you before?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,527

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Yeah, but she saw private messages in my inbox this time. Along with stuff about her, she also saw some embarrassing shit in there that I would never want her to know about. What that was is unimportant, though.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,536

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
You really need to be more careful. It's like you want her to find these things.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,566

lolwut

even when I'm on my own, I habitually press WinKey/Start/whateverthefuckitscalled + L

it's your own damn fault you careless nigger

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,586

@24,435 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)

No. We won't delete topics just because you ask.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,593

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Fuck.

I might as well just kill myself.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,594

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)

Yeah, that does seem like a reasonable response.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #24,599

@24,586 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Excuse me becky, this is Falco...I'm sure the rules can be bent for a valuable contributor such as this!

Honestly bro if my son acted like a menstruating teenage girl all the fucking time I'd have choked the life out of you by now.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #24,612

Oh, this thread makes me nostalgia back to stickybuns and his "hacker friend".

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #24,615

Did you try slapping her again?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #24,616

@24,594 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Thanks a lot for your help.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #24,619

@24,615 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #24,633

@24,612 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Refresh my memory, please; would you?

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #24,643

@24,619 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Perhaps you should dry dressing up in a Goofy mask and beating your mother with a belt 'till she begged for mercy and forcing her to suck you off and cum all over her face.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,842

Just chill.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,681

So did she find furry chat or something? Also, shitsux. If she used your laptop without your permission, that's her bad there. She was obviously snooping. Why did she use it anyways? Otherwise, that's you, and a part of you wants her to find all this shit.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,699

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Sorta this. I'd be pissed at her for snooping, it is 100% her own fault is she found something she didn't like.


PROTIP FOUND BELOW:
Hit Windows key + L to lock your machine every single time you get up, then shit like this will not happen.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,704

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)

lol I beat you

@24,566 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,708

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
You did! I'm glad to see you making coherent posts!

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,713

@25,704 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
GAY I didn't read the thread =( 17 hours behind fail.

advi !FurFagCd.2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,725

Why are you so upset at others for this? This is your fault and you made the mistake of coming to a chan and expecting people not to laugh at you.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,728

@previous (advi !FurFagCd.2)
Falco is mad that his identical twin is getting all of the limelight.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,749

???

(Edited 1 day later by a moderator.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,753

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
And there it goes.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,774

@25,728 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh god. That's creepy.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,775

leave gay scat porn on your computer next time. your mom wont be touching your shit again.

if she says anything say "that shit was private and personal. You read it, you were wrong. I deserve to have sanctuary where I can speak my mind freely. You can't make me feel differently by invading my privacy. I dont care if it was unintentional. Do not bring it up. It was not meant for you." Dont pussy out. You have every fucking right to speak your fucking mind in private. Your mom is a fucking nazi socialist obamacare commy.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,787

@25,774 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Isn't it? I totally want to do Falco now.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #27,144

@25,774 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> Oh god. That's creepy.

Why?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #27,158

@previous (G)
It looks just like him, except for the hairstyle.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #27,161

@previous (H)
Not really...

Mickey joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #27,257

i luv my mom

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #27,282

Post a pic of your mom. Is she hot? Or at least not ugly? It sounds like she just needs a proper fucking.

You tell her, I will fuck her if she will take me to Disney world for a day.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #28,311

have you told her about your necro fetish yet?

Anonymous Z-2 double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #28,315

@previous (Z-2)
also obligatory pic

Anonymous Z-2 triple-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #28,321

@previous (Z-2)

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #28,324

@28,315 (Z-2)

I wonder what people do at the blue balls convention...

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #28,329

@previous (Z-3)
Cum buckets.
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