Topic: Good morning, MiniBrits

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 month ago #126,201

Who's gonna get their Friday freak on at 17.30?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,366,407

cocaine

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 42 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,409

@previous (B)
No cocaine for me. Might have a couple of b33rs though.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,413

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Which girlfriend shall you spend the weekend with?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,416

I shall be working until 19.00 so shall have to pass

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,420

@1,366,413 (B)
I split up with the Zimbabwean one.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,433

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

How did she take it?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 38 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,435

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Badly. I need to return her stuff tomorrow

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 20 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,437

@1,366,433 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I got caught lying because my mother grassed me up

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 19 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,438

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Come on, story time

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,440

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I have a really sick uncle and I've been using his sickness as an excuse to spe d time with the other girlfriend. My mother messaged the Zimbabwean one to get her to remind me to visit my uncle as I hadn't seem him in ages then laura replied something like "he saw him last month" and my mother confirmed that I hadn't.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,441

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Didn't you try to fake a gambling addiction and you've been in the bookies?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,442

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I told her my mother was wrong and that she's old but i saw an opening to end the relationship and took it. I've had enough of having two girlfriends, it's so not worth it and wrecks your life. I've been at it for 2 or 3 years

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 27 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,443

I feel bad though. I been too much of a nice guy to end things.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,447

@1,366,442 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Did you tell her about Portuguese Maria?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,451

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
No ofc not.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,453

@1,366,435 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> Badly. I need to return her stuff tomorrow

Just put it all on ebay.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,454

@previous (D)
That would be mean.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 34 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,455

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Give her half the proceeds.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 41 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,458

@1,366,451 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Why not? Do you think she will go full bunny boiler?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,483

Brexit killed the page 3 girl

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