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Topic: Name 3 good reasons I shouldn't become a Muslim

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #126,194

Just 3.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,366,292

I think you should become a Muslim

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,296

1. Shut up Catherine
2 and 3. See 1

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 24 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,303

No pork no booze no homosexuality.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,313

I don't understand agonizing over joining a religion

What do you have to lose?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,322

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I don't understand agonizing over joining a religion
>
> What do you have to lose?

His chance to become a woman, which he never will be one anyway.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,323

@1,366,313 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Dignity?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,327

@1,366,322 (E)
What a dumb comment

You just type bullshit because irl people don't give you attention

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 month ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,328

@1,366,323 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
How so?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,329

@1,366,327 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I just type bullshit because irl people don't give me attention

We know.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,330

@previous (E)
Wow, what a zinger

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,331

@1,366,322 (E)

> > I don't understand agonizing over joining a religion
> >
> > What do you have to lose?
>
> His chance to become a woman, which he never will be one anyway.

Amen.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,333

@previous (G)
Applauding mediocrity

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,336

@1,366,303 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's the average evening for me!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,338

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Same. Maybe we are both Muslims and didn't even realize it.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,348

@1,366,292 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I think you should become a Muslim

Anon replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,352

@OP

> Just 3.

One plus would be that you could have multiple wives. Polygamy is still ok if you can afford it.
I suspect the wedding official would frown on a male wives.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,355

#1 you don't own an AK-47 or small amounts of explosives

#2 you may not want to rape your wife or girlfriend

#3 you probably don't want to blow up synagogues

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,361

@1,366,338 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I forgot about the pork though lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 40 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,364

I'll do it I swear to Allah

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,387

No good replies yet

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,388

1. The terrorism
2. The theocracy
3. The pork ban

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,389

@1,366,387 (A)
Because we don't think it's some giant change

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,391

Converting to a religion is a decision that should be made carefully and at your own digression. While Islam itself has many endearing qualities that could entice someone to convert, if left unprepared, a person could find themselves stuck in a lifestyle choice that they weren't prepared to make. I would suggest you deeply search for Islam and see if it's the right choice for you.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,402

If a culture that's unkind to women and based off a pedoprophet's ramblings doesn't deter you, go nuts my friend.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,425

@1,366,391 (L)
Hmm, very ChatGPT-like, but discretion* not digression. 🤔

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