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Topic: If you are not, at this very moment...

tteh !MemesToDNA started this discussion 1 month ago #126,189

Sat in Bristol airport enjoying a fyne 8am bacon bap and mojito (classic combination), I genuinely pity you.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,366,249

In Barcelona now, only just got WiFi. Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 42 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,250

Spain sucks

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,254

Ten minutes ago you were in Bristol airport eating a bacon bap and Mojito, Nine minutes ago you were in Barcelona struggling with the sleepy WiFi, were you riding a rocket ship?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,340

How can you drink in the morning. God, I would be so groggy and ill all day.

Indy joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,343

@previous (D)

> How can you drink in the morning. God, I would be so groggy and ill all day.

Years and years and years of drinking day after day after day.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,345

Catalonia is Spains Cornwall

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,347

@1,366,254 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I fade in and out of existence depending on whether or not I have WiFi.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,349

@1,366,345 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Would that make Cornwall an homage to Catalonia?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,350

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't know what homage means

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,351

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Honourable copy of admiration

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,611

Went to Barcelona v Villarreal ⚽

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,612

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Who won?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,623

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Barcelona embarrassed themselves in a humiliation loss at home

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 21 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,699

@1,366,611 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Villarreal. Had VIP lounge tickets, was great fun.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,721

I'm off Málaga month after next

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,878

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Nice! My first time visiting Spain. An offsite work retreat. So far we've basically got drunk, chain-smoked, abused substances and eaten good food. About 20 minutes of actual work this week. Not bad.

What are your plans in Málaga?

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Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,915

@1,366,699 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Did you tell them you are an Internet forum moderator?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,923

@1,366,878 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Not sure, a friend has a house there so I'm getting a week in Spain for under £100. Probably I'll hit up the attractions, rent a jet ski and ride it about one day, rent a quad bike and take it into the country, and drink a lot of sangria.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,136

@1,366,915 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
No. Do you think they would have put me in the VIP-VIP section if I had told them?
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Ah nice, sounds fun!

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 21 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,137

Back in boring England now.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,138

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
England.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,142

@1,367,136 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

I'm working double time overtime for spends, I'm excited to go on a jet ski

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,155

@1,367,137 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Hahahaahhaa sucks to be you loser.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,367,522

@1,367,137 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Do you genuinely pity yourself?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,736

@previous (I)
Somewhat. 😔

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,830

@1,366,340 (D)
By putting the drink to your mouth, you can drink and then swallow it.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,220

Next work trip is Thailand (August). Thanks.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,222

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Ladyboys?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,226

@previous (K)
If the mood strikes.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,241

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Are you going to do that game where you steal money from the viper?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,653

You are my specialz.

Fake anon replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,659

@1,370,220 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Careful lad.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 27 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,671

HAHA! Now you’re going to have to piss in an airplane bathroom.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,681

@1,370,659 (Fake anon)

We never heard from him again. I can only assume he played that game where you steal notes from the viper and got bit.
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