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Topic: What should I wear to the zoo?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 1 week ago #126,144

I'm going to the zoo tomorrow, so I'll need a good zoo outfit. What do you think?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 52 seconds later[^] [v] #1,365,807

Wear a meat dress and jump into the lion exhibit.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,808

A fursuit.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,810

@1,365,807 (B)

I believe the lion exhibit is walled off, with glass sections to observe through.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 23 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,821

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> I believe the lion exhibit is walled off, with glass sections to observe through.

All those toddlers falling in and getting mauled ruined it for everyone didn't they?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,829

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Selfish cunts tbh

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,836

Which zoo?

Wear something bright red. Animals are soothed by bright colours, particularly red.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,840

I've decided to wear a black T-shirt and a pair of jeans, so I will look appropriately smart for my visit to the zoo but won't be overly hot.

I have also remembered my SPF 100, as it will be a sunny day.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,842

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Why black?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,845

@1,365,840 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> a black T-shirt and a pair of jeans

Congratulations, you will look like a completely retarded autistic faggot.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,847

@1,365,842 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I like black as it juxtaposes with my vampire skin

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,848

@1,365,845 (G)

Takes one to know one

Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,850

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I don't know you at all.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,851

@1,365,847 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Darker shades will make you hotter

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,853

Zoos make me sad

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,854

@1,365,851 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I have to consider the aesthetics though, I don't vibe with light colours

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,856

@1,365,853 (H)

Why?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,857

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Use your brain, retard.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,858

@previous (G)

I don't have a crystal ball, faggot

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,859

@1,365,856 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Because often times, as hard as some zoos may try, the small enclosures that animals are trapped in are not the ideal environment for them. Especially with the more intelligent animals like monkeys, elephants, or dolphins, they are often constantly stressed or even depressed.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,861

@1,365,854 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Are you going with a date?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 week ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,862

@1,365,859 (H)
Once I went to a very sad zoo that was selling the animals. Terribly depressing

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,863

@1,365,859 (H)

This zoo I like to go to is one of the largest in Europe and I think has very good habitats with lots of enrichment. I agree that too many zoos don't provide for their animals enough.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 30 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,864

@1,365,861 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

No I just wanted to see the animals

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,865

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Ahhh so you could wear a lighter color

You should see the shit I wear when Im out in the sun

Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,867

@1,365,863 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> Europe

There it is. That's the reason you're a total faggot bitch.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,886

@1,365,810 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
What about the bear exhibit? Crocodiles? Come on man, you have to be really committed to see these creatures!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,895

@1,365,867 (G)

Du arg lol

Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,900

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Homo language

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,904

@previous (G)

Du arg extraudinare lol

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 41 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,908

You could wear a tuxedo. Similar to penguins.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,924

@1,365,859 (H)
A lot of these zooz hold endangered animals that would be hunted in the wild. Whipsnade Zoo is great, large enclosures and the animals seem quite free

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,556

Wear yer birthday suit

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,557

@previous (K)
OP is probably still there and out of clean laundry by now. It's the logical choice.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 10 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,596

I wore a black t-shirt and a pair of jeans

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,600

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I'm running lighter SPF this year, trying to find the balance of skin cancer and tan, bald white guy.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 days ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,601

@previous (M)
You could get a subtle fake tan

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 33 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,603

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I look like a walking thumb without the color so I may need that boost.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 52 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,604

@1,366,600 (M)

I either manage fine with white skin and freckles or I turn varying shades of pink, I don't tan.
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