Topic: One of the nurses where I work invited me to her house to play with her dog.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #12,612
Is that strange?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #226,306
Did she want you to dogsit for her, or was she coming onto you?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #226,307
@previous (B)
I'm not sure! She gave me a ride home and got my number, and then wanted to synchronize our days off so that I could play with her dog.
I'm not sure! She gave me a ride home and got my number, and then wanted to synchronize our days off so that I could play with her dog.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #226,308
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,310
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,311
She wants your dick.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,313
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,317
Either she likes you, and is just looking for common ground to form a friendship, or she wants your dick.
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,318
Puppys are fun. Its just being friendly.
Or she wants you to play with her pussy too.
Or she wants you to play with her pussy too.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,319
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,320
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,325
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,326
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sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #226,339
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
No one ever asks me to do anything. I'd imagine it was because she was into me and I would let myself fall in love an I'd picture us getting married and having kids. Then, I'd actually go to her house and meet her bf and she would give me her dog's leash to walk him.
If a woman says hello to me, I start planning our marriage. I'm a weird person. Loneliness has damaged my mind.
No one ever asks me to do anything. I'd imagine it was because she was into me and I would let myself fall in love an I'd picture us getting married and having kids. Then, I'd actually go to her house and meet her bf and she would give me her dog's leash to walk him.
If a woman says hello to me, I start planning our marriage. I'm a weird person. Loneliness has damaged my mind.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #226,348
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #226,356
Let us know how it goes if you go to her house.
Is it possible she's just not very smart?
Is it possible she's just not very smart?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #226,366
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,409
It's a trap!
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,436
See, if it were me, I would think she was trying to call me a bitch/dog/etc. by having me play with her animals. Also she's probably into really heavy bdsm (or her husband is). Watch yourself.
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Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,454
punch her in the throatswamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,547
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,558
@OP
Just politely ask her if after you play with her dog there will be any insertion of fake cocks, anal beads, and or licking of vaginas or all three. That would likely get the point across. I make it a point to ask those questions before I do anything or go anywhere.
Just politely ask her if after you play with her dog there will be any insertion of fake cocks, anal beads, and or licking of vaginas or all three. That would likely get the point across. I make it a point to ask those questions before I do anything or go anywhere.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,559
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,562
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,563
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,564
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,565
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,567
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,569
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,571
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Will there be dildos, anal beads, vagina licking and or all three?
Will there be dildos, anal beads, vagina licking and or all three?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,580
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,581
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,583
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,619
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,625
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,628
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes. I think about all the ways we're different and why I hate her and wouldn't want to lower myself to date her.
Yes. I think about all the ways we're different and why I hate her and wouldn't want to lower myself to date her.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,630
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,632
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,635
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,640
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,641
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,643
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,646
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,653
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It's like a more expensive form of masturbation. Very overrated.
It's like a more expensive form of masturbation. Very overrated.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,656
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,657
@226,653 (K)
I quite like it, but I very much enjoy touching other people. I can see though, how it might not be your thing. The only problem that I have with sex is when it lasts too long.
I quite like it, but I very much enjoy touching other people. I can see though, how it might not be your thing. The only problem that I have with sex is when it lasts too long.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,665
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I usually dislike touching other people. I enjoy receiving oral, though.
I usually dislike touching other people. I enjoy receiving oral, though.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,667
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,670
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,672
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,675
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It's not so much unpleasant as simply an inferior choice to just doing it myself.
It's not so much unpleasant as simply an inferior choice to just doing it myself.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,676
> she wants to fuck
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,681
This thread kinda remind me of my therapist session... she told me I always got into awkward situations cause I misread peoples actions.
She obviously wanted to fuck me.
She obviously wanted to fuck me.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,685
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,686
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
He's making a joke. He's misreading her actions to make him think she wants to fuck him, which will get him in an awkward situation, which is exactly the thing that the therapist told him is the problem.
He's making a joke. He's misreading her actions to make him think she wants to fuck him, which will get him in an awkward situation, which is exactly the thing that the therapist told him is the problem.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,688
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,712
So, did you push her shit in, yet?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,715
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,720
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,724
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,725
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,726
@226,724 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Believe it or not, anal is not the first thing that I push for. In fact, it's just not as fun giving anal to a female as it is a male.
Believe it or not, anal is not the first thing that I push for. In fact, it's just not as fun giving anal to a female as it is a male.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,740
@226,681 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
I almost literally had this same situation :/ she had us stop our sessions because we were pushing our therapist/patient boundaries
I almost literally had this same situation :/ she had us stop our sessions because we were pushing our therapist/patient boundaries
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #226,741
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,106
@226,619 (K)
lol. I avoid anything that might lead to anything cause the idea of going on a date is terrifying to me.
If a woman asked me out, I'd possibly turn her down. Well, more likely I'd say yes and the day of turn off my phone, take a bunch of pills and go to sleep.
I know it's silly, cause I'm afraid of rejection, I guess and I instead do what will definitely lead to rejection.
My therapist kept suggesting I don't lose weight cause I want to use it as an excuse to not date. I disagree, but who knows.
lol. I avoid anything that might lead to anything cause the idea of going on a date is terrifying to me.
If a woman asked me out, I'd possibly turn her down. Well, more likely I'd say yes and the day of turn off my phone, take a bunch of pills and go to sleep.
I know it's silly, cause I'm afraid of rejection, I guess and I instead do what will definitely lead to rejection.
My therapist kept suggesting I don't lose weight cause I want to use it as an excuse to not date. I disagree, but who knows.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,113
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,123
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
That's something I think I would be conscious of. I just get depressed and don't give a fuck.
That's something I think I would be conscious of. I just get depressed and don't give a fuck.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,124
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,136
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i went off it. i am starting to think it was a mistake. a person shouldnt be capable of feeling this awful without having done something terrible.
i went off it. i am starting to think it was a mistake. a person shouldnt be capable of feeling this awful without having done something terrible.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,139
@previous (sluggy)
Please take your meds. They have the possibility to improve your quality of life. I really like you and I would love to see you happy.
Please take your meds. They have the possibility to improve your quality of life. I really like you and I would love to see you happy.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,205
@OP did you bone her yet? What does your girlfriend think of this?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,208
@previous ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
She thinks that the woman might just be awkward and wanted a reason to set up a playdate. Either way, I have the green light to sex whoever I would like.
She thinks that the woman might just be awkward and wanted a reason to set up a playdate. Either way, I have the green light to sex whoever I would like.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,213
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,214
@226,740 ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
Do jokes ever not fly right over your head? Seriously, the amount of times I've seen you completely miss the points of posts makes me cringe.
Do jokes ever not fly right over your head? Seriously, the amount of times I've seen you completely miss the points of posts makes me cringe.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,215
@227,213 ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
She really didn't have much of a choice. We were monogamous for years and I've never really cared for it.
She really didn't have much of a choice. We were monogamous for years and I've never really cared for it.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,216
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,218
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I've seen you take things a bit too literally a few times, but it's seriously 24/7 with this guy.
I've seen you take things a bit too literally a few times, but it's seriously 24/7 with this guy.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,220
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,224
@227,214 (P)
Some people don't understand the 'ironic' posting. That's ok. Some people point out that the jokes other people make, have been experienced in real life circumstances.
How dense are you to have missed THAT point?
Some people don't understand the 'ironic' posting. That's ok. Some people point out that the jokes other people make, have been experienced in real life circumstances.
How dense are you to have missed THAT point?
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,225
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,227
@previous ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
Kind of, but I certainly wasn't mean about it. She actually recently got drunk and became our friend's virgin taker. It was hilarious.
Kind of, but I certainly wasn't mean about it. She actually recently got drunk and became our friend's virgin taker. It was hilarious.
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,229
@227,224 ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
> How dense are you to have missed THAT point?
I just figured you were as dumb and unintelligent as you often say you are.
@227,220 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Makes sense.
> How dense are you to have missed THAT point?
I just figured you were as dumb and unintelligent as you often say you are.
@227,220 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Makes sense.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,231
@previous (P)
I only insult myself when i actually do something dumb and/or unintelligent. I admittedly do this often, but I'm actually a quite intelligent person, with a firm grasp on (including but not limited to) irony, sarcasm, and deceptive writing (lol trolling)
I only insult myself when i actually do something dumb and/or unintelligent. I admittedly do this often, but I'm actually a quite intelligent person, with a firm grasp on (including but not limited to) irony, sarcasm, and deceptive writing (lol trolling)
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,232
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #227,233
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #227,672
@227,227 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It won't work if she isn't equally in to it. It will create resentment and jealousy.
Fun fact: I think my housemates might be having a threesome tonight. They had this chick over, and they were drinking wine.
They never drink wine. The same thing happened last time this chick was over. Much cleaning the day of. Both nights are nights I needed to work. It would seem like a weekend would be better, since no one has to get up at 6am the next day.
Maybe I'm just reading into it. I really got more of a vibe that the one wants to fuck this chick. The chick doesn't seem like a lesbian.
It makes me really uncomfortable. I hate waking up and going downstairs to find an attractive woman. I'm in my robe, I may have accidentally flashed her, and I'm really awkward. Gah.
Anyway, lesbians and sex. Lol.
It won't work if she isn't equally in to it. It will create resentment and jealousy.
Fun fact: I think my housemates might be having a threesome tonight. They had this chick over, and they were drinking wine.
They never drink wine. The same thing happened last time this chick was over. Much cleaning the day of. Both nights are nights I needed to work. It would seem like a weekend would be better, since no one has to get up at 6am the next day.
Maybe I'm just reading into it. I really got more of a vibe that the one wants to fuck this chick. The chick doesn't seem like a lesbian.
It makes me really uncomfortable. I hate waking up and going downstairs to find an attractive woman. I'm in my robe, I may have accidentally flashed her, and I'm really awkward. Gah.
Anyway, lesbians and sex. Lol.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #227,875
@previous (sluggy)
Don't feel uncomfortable. If they are actually about to have a threesome, they probably aren't paying attention to you at all.
Don't feel uncomfortable. If they are actually about to have a threesome, they probably aren't paying attention to you at all.