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Topic: Mad Southport Stabber throws boiling water over prison guard!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 4 weeks ago #126,074

For some reason, they gave the crazy murderer access to a kettle for boiling water with. Predictably, he used it to throw boiling water on a prison guard.

When will they learn, and put him in one of those glass cells under HMP Wakefield next to Hannibal the cannibal?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,365,460

Why would this fyne Welshman do such a thing?

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,574

I guess he'll be restricted to iced tea in future.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,640

@previous (Meta)

They should restrict him to plain finger food and bottled water.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,701

@OP
> When will they learn, and put him in one of those glass cells under HMP Wakefield next to Hannibal the cannibal?
They're reserving those cells for the white English flag waving boomers who dare to complain about him on Facebook.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,733

Death penalty.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,747

@1,365,701 (D)
Good. They're annoying.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,762

@previous (F)
More annoying than niggers stabbing little girls?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,778

@previous (G)
Yes. There are far too many little girls and whiners on Facebook.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,780

@previous (H)
That's by design for containment purposes.

@1,365,733 (E)
Agreed

Anonymous I double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,781

dupe post; I suck at phoneposting

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,786

@1,365,747 (F)
> Good. They're annoying.
@1,365,778 (H)
> Yes. There are far too many little girls and whiners on Facebook.
The difference is one of these things is a truly heinous, evil, unforgivable crime, and the other is, as you said, just annoying. If, like Keir Starmer, you can't tell which is which, you are part of the problem.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,800

@previous (D)
You seem upset.

Meta replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,892

@1,365,640 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> bottled water.

Will he get mineral water at least? 🤔
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