Topic: I have a spreadsheet titled "The Bang Log" and I'm feeling insecure about it...
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 day ago #126,011 It's formatted in a way that allows me to use the classic baseball metaphors.
1 – Kiss
2 – Breast play
3 – Oral sex
4 – Full penetration
I categorize the women using a number which correlates with how far I've gone with them. My current statistics are as follows:
Kissed: 20
Fondled: 17
Gave/received oral: 16
Fucked: 9
I'm really feeling like I'm not a true man because my numbers are so low. How would you recommend I get my numbers up? Ideally I'd like to double them all, if not triple or 5x them.
boof joined in and replied with this 1 day ago , 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,364,972 this would cause bit of a stir at the trial
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 day ago , 40 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,979 I think worrying about this is odd behavior
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 day ago , 53 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,980 Have you made charts?
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 day ago , 16 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,981 @1,364,979 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's a humble brag
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago , 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,982 @1,364,979 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It might be. But I wish it was higher. I feel like my only value as a man is how many women I've been with, and truly high value men are sitting in the hundreds.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,983 @previous (A)
Maybe you should do some other things that would make you a quality person
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,984 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I do.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago , 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,986 Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago , 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,988 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You already know the answer to that.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago , 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,993 Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 day ago , 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,005 I've fucked over 60 women in my life.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 day ago , 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,006 @previous (E)
> I've beat off to over 60 women in my life.
Nice. Now try intercourse, it's more fun.
boof replied with this 1 day ago , 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,008 it doesn't count if they don't make surviving offspring
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 22 hours ago , 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,053 @1,365,005 (E)
> I've fucked over 60 women in my life.
HI GUYS!
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 21 hours ago , 54 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,071 > How would you recommend I get my numbers up?
You could open up you wallet to professional women. Unlimited numbers based on depth of your income.
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