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Topic: I have a spreadsheet titled "The Bang Log" and I'm feeling insecure about it...

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #126,011

It's formatted in a way that allows me to use the classic baseball metaphors.

1 – Kiss
2 – Breast play
3 – Oral sex
4 – Full penetration

I categorize the women using a number which correlates with how far I've gone with them. My current statistics are as follows:

Kissed: 20
Fondled: 17
Gave/received oral: 16
Fucked: 9

I'm really feeling like I'm not a true man because my numbers are so low. How would you recommend I get my numbers up? Ideally I'd like to double them all, if not triple or 5x them.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,364,972

this would cause bit of a stir at the trial

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 40 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,979

I think worrying about this is odd behavior

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 53 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,980

Have you made charts?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 month ago, 16 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,981

@1,364,979 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

It's a humble brag

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,982

@1,364,979 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It might be. But I wish it was higher. I feel like my only value as a man is how many women I've been with, and truly high value men are sitting in the hundreds.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,983

@previous (A)
Maybe you should do some other things that would make you a quality person

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,984

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I do.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,986

@previous (A)
Like what?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,988

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You already know the answer to that.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,993

@previous (A)
No I dont

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,005

I've fucked over 60 women in my life.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,006

@previous (E)

> I've beat off to over 60 women in my life.

Nice. Now try intercourse, it's more fun.

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,008

it doesn't count if they don't make surviving offspring

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,053

@1,365,005 (E)

> I've fucked over 60 women in my life.

HI GUYS!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 54 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,071

> How would you recommend I get my numbers up?
You could open up you wallet to professional women. Unlimited numbers based on depth of your income.
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