Topic: Why am I so addicted to trolling small Internet forums?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 days ago #125,964

As many of you may know, I’m the best active shitposter on this website, and I’m realizing that this has been a pattern for most of my pubescent life.

When I was 13, I consistently posted my stalkerish diatribes on a very obscure gaming-related forum, and I was hated, pitied, and mocked incessantly.

I just rediscovered that forum, and I’ve been going through and rereading some of my posts and the encounters that came from those posts.

In a way, they completely mirror my time as Minichan’s village idiot. The responses from other users, my own defensiveness, and the intentional, slightly hyperbolic statements that are intended to derail threads even further.

Now keep in mind that this was 16 years ago, and 16 years later I’m still doing the same thing, although I’ve learned a lot of lessons in the meantime.

Why could this be? Why am I addicted to causing drama on obscure internet fora?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,364,446

Autism

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 25 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,451

Because you are a normal, well-adjisted person of course.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,455

Because annoying people online is funny and cool.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,460

@1,364,451 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well-adjisted

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,461

It's not really a badge of honor, I was a juvenile turd on BBSes and forums from day one too. Two of them still exist, an emulation joint and a musician board that somehow kept the lights on for 30 years (although multiple versions later without the bullshit from the late 1990's I left there).
https://www.zophar.net/forums/index.php
https://www.harmonycentral.com/forums/

@1,364,446 (B)

> Autism
It gets us in trouble but we crack ourselves up!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 days ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,463

@1,364,460 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Typed it on my phone. Eat a fat cock moron.

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,478

You’re not good enough to go pro on big boy forums like Reddit and 4chan.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,480

@previous (Meta)
Hey now, I’ve done my fair share of 4chan trolling over my 17-year journey there, but it’s not as fun anymore. And Reddit, on the other hand? It’s hard to create an alt that doesn’t get immediately shadowbanned, so my posts never end up being seen.

boof joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,491

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 33 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,492

@1,364,480 (A)
Have you considered doing anything else with your life?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,493

@OPenis
> I’m the best active shitposter on this website
Source?

The Doctor !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,497

@previous (J)
As a doctor, I can confirm this.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,499

@previous (The Doctor !aeNZeP7XP2)
you got a loicense for that, guvna?

The Doctor !aeNZeP7XP2 replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,500

@previous (J)

Jim joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,503

@previous (The Doctor !aeNZeP7XP2)

boof replied with this 5 days ago, 48 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,511

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,564

@1,364,463 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Are your big kosher beef hot dog fingers too clumsy to type correctly on a phone?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,797

@1,364,463 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Typed it on my phone. Eat a fat cock moron.

Lose some weight you ham fisted fuck

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,813

@previous (O)
NTA but phoneposters are inherently lobotomised.

Anonymous P double-posted this 2 days ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,838

@1,364,797 (O)
NTA but phoneposters are inherently lobotomised.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,874

@1,364,564 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
more like pork, honestly... if he was beef hed be hindoo.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 days ago, 14 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,942

@previous (Q)

What the fuck is "kosher pork"

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 18 hours ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,149

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Chicken jockey

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 hours ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,198

@1,364,942 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
pork thats clean