Topic: Aggressive vibes from temu

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #125,953

Chill temu, chill.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 49 minutes later[^] [v] #1,364,365

It's like I'm supposed to wield that shovel thing, while looking like some animal, sexy animal, agile in my sporty shoes. I neatly shape my bounty by ramming it against a dysfunctional axe, that I carry with my anus, then I put the shapes into containers.

Fucking hell temu.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,366

@previous (A)

It's not a shovel

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,368

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

Indeed, it's a shovel thing

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,372

@previous (A)

It's for edging turf to make it look neater

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,374

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

Well that explains the picture alright

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,377

Anyway, when do you plan to dress like a fetish cat and wear AI generated shoes while splitting wood with a reverse ax and also edging the lawn?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,378

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Sexy shovels.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,379

@1,364,374 (A)

They're also good for flower bed lines

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,380

@1,364,377 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

When I'm finished with my large yogurt strawberry breakfast

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,382

@previous (A)

I bet you love guzzling biotics goopfood eh

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,384

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

Probably not so much that I'd fuck it

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,385

@previous (A)

How do you know you don't like it, until you try it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,387

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

But why this importance of having desires met? Even desires you don't even know you have?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,404

How tf is that axe thing supposed to work

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,405

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
It's 100% chineeseum so it probably doesn't. But it looks like they stole the idea from hydraulic firewood splitters.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,413

I'd not want the ass slicer anywhere near me

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 month ago, 58 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,422

@1,364,405 (E)
Yeah I thought it was a part for one at first

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,427

It could also be used as a door stopper. Though you would eventually need to replace the door. This is why a conventional door stopper is considered a better option but you can just buy a steel door

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,514

@1,364,404 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
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