Topic: I'm so sick of the banana factory

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #125,947

I asked for a day off, as the first favor I've asked for ever. Nope, not possible because unsurprisingly, production is off schedule. I wanted to ask then and there why I have to pay for their terrible management, but instead I just called in sick, then I actually got sick. Wondering if I'm just burned out. Maybe I could go on sick leave or something

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #1,364,254

That really sucks. They should treat you better

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,256

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I did some digging and surprise surprise, this place full of immigrants has ties to the colonial food trade. Back in the days where slavery was widely used by Europe.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,259

@previous (A)
Yeah that's not surprising

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,260

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I'm hoping it was burnout and that I can get it diagnosed. This way, the state will punish them by making them pay me sick leave, that's the only justice I could possibly get. Thanks for understanding kook.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,261

I've got two words for you: banana heist.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,265

I'm sick of hearing about the banana factory

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,266

@previous (D)

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot this is mattchan

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,271

@previous (A)
I like hearing about the banana factory. Don't listen to him.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,272

@1,364,266 (A)

Would you hear my plan of the banana heist?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,275

I've got an office manager that's the same way. These people aren't human for what they'll do for a $20-30K pay bump.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,383

Daylight come and you wanna go home

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,386

If you would kindly draw a rough sketch of the banana factory layout I will disclose my epic banana heist.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,388

@1,364,275 (F)

I'm thinking it's way worse. Even with managers, there's a high turnout. It's the ghost of the slave trade, the same spirit of reckless regard for humans, showing up as a reminder, a kind of persistence within the work culture that carries on.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 days ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,619

@previous (A)

I'm starting to think you're not in on the caper...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,622

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

That's what it does. It's all their fault. The sun told me so. Also remember to end every post in 777 (you know why)

777

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 days ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,643

@previous (A)

What

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,645

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

Nvm It's too late now. Gave you a magnet btw

777

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,650

@1,364,622 (A)
@previous (A)
oh look, squeegee is back

Minichan