Topic: They're planning to block out the sun.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD started this discussion 22 hours ago #125,876
https://www.lbc.co.uk/tech/experiments-to-dim-the-sun-set-to-be-approved-within-weeks/
Well fuck me Mr Burns!
Well fuck me Mr Burns!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 21 hours ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #1,363,219
They're on this shit again? Won't go after the polluters but they'll spray shit over our heads. Either this is a crisis or it isn't - go after the jerks making money by raping the planet.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 21 hours ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,222
I'd love to see how they accomplish this.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 19 hours ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,226
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 19 hours ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,228
@1,363,219 (B)
The government would rather try and block out the sun and stop cows farting than go after oil companies, and tax them to put subsidies on renewable energies. Also it is counterproductive if they want solar panels to power a lot of energy. Less sun->less energy for solar power. Not to mention plants need sunlight to grow and they absorb CO2. Will fuck with crops as well.
The government would rather try and block out the sun and stop cows farting than go after oil companies, and tax them to put subsidies on renewable energies. Also it is counterproductive if they want solar panels to power a lot of energy. Less sun->less energy for solar power. Not to mention plants need sunlight to grow and they absorb CO2. Will fuck with crops as well.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 19 hours ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,232
a joined in and replied with this 18 hours ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,234
@1,363,219 (B)
> They're on this shit again? Won't go after the polluters but they'll spray shit over our heads. Either this is a crisis or it isn't - go after the jerks making money by raping the planet.
It's always the jews.
> They're on this shit again? Won't go after the polluters but they'll spray shit over our heads. Either this is a crisis or it isn't - go after the jerks making money by raping the planet.
It's always the jews.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 16 hours ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,260
@previous (a)
I guess that means the Jews are making the globe warm.
https://youtu.be/eyU6whlJexw?t=22s
I guess that means the Jews are making the globe warm.
https://youtu.be/eyU6whlJexw?t=22s
boof joined in and replied with this 15 hours ago, 54 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,301
why do this when my genetically modified yeast invention takes care of carbon. recall that these yeast grow hair. the carbon is in the hair.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,306
The current UK government has been a joke since day 1. The foreign secretary thought the BBC was being racist when it said "Chimney of Sistine Chapel as conclave votes for Pope - will smoke be black or white?"
Wanting to experiment with dimming the sun is just another idiotic and money-wasting idea to add to the long list of idiotic and money-wasting ideas they've had.
Wanting to experiment with dimming the sun is just another idiotic and money-wasting idea to add to the long list of idiotic and money-wasting ideas they've had.
boof replied with this 15 hours ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,308
Captain obvious replied with this 15 hours ago, 42 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,310
@1,363,306 (H)
In all fairness, the church has made more black smoke than white smoke over the years, so I think they’re meeting their DEI requirements.
In all fairness, the church has made more black smoke than white smoke over the years, so I think they’re meeting their DEI requirements.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 hours ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,371
@1,363,301 (boof)
We should build 5000 dome cities and try each solution inside one dome. One dome can have farting cows and methane scrubbers, and another full of factories and genetically modified yeast. A dome for every climate scientist!
We should build 5000 dome cities and try each solution inside one dome. One dome can have farting cows and methane scrubbers, and another full of factories and genetically modified yeast. A dome for every climate scientist!
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 11 hours ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,376
@1,363,232 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Not buying the scam that they're responsible for climate change though sorry.
Not buying the scam that they're responsible for climate change though sorry.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 11 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,378
@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Haven't you seen the percentage of mammal biomass that cattle take up?
Haven't you seen the percentage of mammal biomass that cattle take up?
Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 11 hours ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,382
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
If every cow on Earth was farting 24/7 then you'd have a point. You know what does spew toxic emissions 24/7? Cars. There are cars constantly driving around the world right now. Wouldn't surprise me if oil companies use the "cow farts" as a scapegoat. I'm consuming more beef than ever.
If every cow on Earth was farting 24/7 then you'd have a point. You know what does spew toxic emissions 24/7? Cars. There are cars constantly driving around the world right now. Wouldn't surprise me if oil companies use the "cow farts" as a scapegoat. I'm consuming more beef than ever.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 10 hours ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,385
@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Cows do regularly fart, although it's mostly belching that they produce methane with. They contribute towards approximately 5% of global methane emissions.
Although cows are the #1 agricultural source of greenhouse gas, and methane is more potent than the carbon dioxide that cars release, cows are not as polluting as cars, since overall cow emissions only have approximately 66% of the Global Warming Potential as overall car emissions.
Cows do regularly fart, although it's mostly belching that they produce methane with. They contribute towards approximately 5% of global methane emissions.
Although cows are the #1 agricultural source of greenhouse gas, and methane is more potent than the carbon dioxide that cars release, cows are not as polluting as cars, since overall cow emissions only have approximately 66% of the Global Warming Potential as overall car emissions.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 hours ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,388
@1,363,376 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Better not let Keir discover that the most abundant greenhouse gas is water vapour. After idiotically trying to dim the sun and fitting corks in cows' arseholes, they'll be attempting to dehumidify the atmosphere.
Better not let Keir discover that the most abundant greenhouse gas is water vapour. After idiotically trying to dim the sun and fitting corks in cows' arseholes, they'll be attempting to dehumidify the atmosphere.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 10 hours ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,394
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 hours ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,398
Can't they just put the sulfur back in diesel? 🤔🤔🤔
You wouldn't even have to do anything. It would be much easier than removing it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming#Cooling_from_sulfate_aerosols
You wouldn't even have to do anything. It would be much easier than removing it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming#Cooling_from_sulfate_aerosols
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Meta double-posted this 7 hours ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,438
Elon's great legacy could be to stop climate change for all time by launching like ten billion shit tons of junk into orbit about the sun to block it.
Meta triple-posted this 6 hours ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,440
And NASA fags can fuck off no one cares that you "invented velcro" (no it was a Swiss guy in 1941 hiking) or "invented Tang" (NASA had nothing to do with its invention and also it's shit and we should be ashamed of inventing it at all) or "invented the Space Pen" (NASA never asked Fisher Pen Company for it). It's all horseshit and I don't give a fuck about what Stanley Kubrick filmed on the Universal backlot in 1969.
Anonymous I replied with this 6 hours ago, 27 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,442
Meta replied with this 4 hours ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,448
Meta double-posted this 4 hours ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,449
@1,363,442 (I)
Oh god there's a literal NASAfag at my work. Doesn't even hide it. Just yesterday we were debating the finer points of the (in)famous "parabolic moon dust" and recordings thereof and he was all like "HEY GUISE DIDJA KNOW NASA SPENT LIKE EXACTLY 6 MILLION DOLLARS DEVELOPING THE SPACE PEN WHEN THE RUSSIANS JUST USED A PENCIL FOR 6 KOPECKS? HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!!".
The law takes an increasingly dim view of imaginary depictions of felonies in writing these days so I think we should leave it there.
Oh god there's a literal NASAfag at my work. Doesn't even hide it. Just yesterday we were debating the finer points of the (in)famous "parabolic moon dust" and recordings thereof and he was all like "HEY GUISE DIDJA KNOW NASA SPENT LIKE EXACTLY 6 MILLION DOLLARS DEVELOPING THE SPACE PEN WHEN THE RUSSIANS JUST USED A PENCIL FOR 6 KOPECKS? HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!!".
The law takes an increasingly dim view of imaginary depictions of felonies in writing these days so I think we should leave it there.
boof replied with this 2 hours ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,455
@1,363,388 (H)
> Better not let Keir discover that the most abundant greenhouse gas is water vapour. After idiotically trying to dim the sun and fitting corks in cows' arseholes, they'll be attempting to dehumidify the atmosphere.
Well no, because they'd be operating on what actual people who know this shit by profession would be advising them. I don't have to give you the water vapoar lesson I will assume.
> Better not let Keir discover that the most abundant greenhouse gas is water vapour. After idiotically trying to dim the sun and fitting corks in cows' arseholes, they'll be attempting to dehumidify the atmosphere.
Well no, because they'd be operating on what actual people who know this shit by profession would be advising them. I don't have to give you the water vapoar lesson I will assume.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,456
boof replied with this 2 hours ago, 38 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,457
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Anonymous H replied with this 43 minutes ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,461
@1,363,394 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> And then apologized you monkey
Oh, that makes it all better does it? That suddenly makes the buffoon grow a second brain cell? You're just sore because you probably voted for these clowns and now you're realising what a huge mistake that was, ya muppet.
> And then apologized you monkey
Oh, that makes it all better does it? That suddenly makes the buffoon grow a second brain cell? You're just sore because you probably voted for these clowns and now you're realising what a huge mistake that was, ya muppet.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 41 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,463
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 40 minutes ago, 41 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,464
@1,363,461 (H)
No it makes your only argument retarded you fucking donkey. I didn't vote for labour because I am not British you inbred cow
No it makes your only argument retarded you fucking donkey. I didn't vote for labour because I am not British you inbred cow
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 39 minutes ago, 34 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,465
DONKEY
Anonymous H replied with this 38 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,466
@1,363,455 (boof)
> actual people who know this shit by profession would be advising them.
aka AkShLy SiNeTiStS sAy [insert bullshit appeal to authority argument so they can make morons believe their rationale for net idiotic zero is legitimate].
> actual people who know this shit by profession would be advising them.
aka AkShLy SiNeTiStS sAy [insert bullshit appeal to authority argument so they can make morons believe their rationale for net idiotic zero is legitimate].
boof replied with this 37 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,467
Anonymous H replied with this 35 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,468
@1,363,464 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> No it makes your only argument retarded you fucking donkey. I didn't vote for labour because I am not British you inbred cow
Lol, don't get all upset. Bet you would have voted for them if you were, you libtard.
> No it makes your only argument retarded you fucking donkey. I didn't vote for labour because I am not British you inbred cow
Lol, don't get all upset. Bet you would have voted for them if you were, you libtard.
boof replied with this 34 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,469
Anonymous H replied with this 32 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,471
@previous (boof)
> it's like reading from 15 years ago with your vocabulary
Hey now, I don't say anything about your atrocious spelling and punctuation.
> it's like reading from 15 years ago with your vocabulary
Hey now, I don't say anything about your atrocious spelling and punctuation.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 32 minutes ago, 21 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,472
@1,363,468 (H)I am famously not a liberal and if your only argument against them is a retracted tweet from 12 years ago you probably should have as well
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 31 minutes ago, 4 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,473
Anonymous H replied with this 25 minutes ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,474
@1,363,472 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I wasn't trying to make an an argument. It was merely an example of the type of moronic thing he and other cabinet ministers have said and done.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> I like boofs spelling and punctuation.
Didn't say I didn't either, only that it's atrocious.
You lot need to chill. Stop taking everything so seriously and getting all upset.
I wasn't trying to make an an argument. It was merely an example of the type of moronic thing he and other cabinet ministers have said and done.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> I like boofs spelling and punctuation.
Didn't say I didn't either, only that it's atrocious.
You lot need to chill. Stop taking everything so seriously and getting all upset.