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Topic: They're planning to block out the sun.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD started this discussion 1 month ago #125,876

https://www.lbc.co.uk/tech/experiments-to-dim-the-sun-set-to-be-approved-within-weeks/
Well fuck me Mr Burns!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #1,363,219

They're on this shit again? Won't go after the polluters but they'll spray shit over our heads. Either this is a crisis or it isn't - go after the jerks making money by raping the planet.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,222

I'd love to see how they accomplish this.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,226

@1,363,219 (B)

This.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,228

@1,363,219 (B)
The government would rather try and block out the sun and stop cows farting than go after oil companies, and tax them to put subsidies on renewable energies. Also it is counterproductive if they want solar panels to power a lot of energy. Less sun->less energy for solar power. Not to mention plants need sunlight to grow and they absorb CO2. Will fuck with crops as well.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,232

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)

Cows produce a significant amount of methane gas

a joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,234

@1,363,219 (B)

> They're on this shit again? Won't go after the polluters but they'll spray shit over our heads. Either this is a crisis or it isn't - go after the jerks making money by raping the planet.

It's always the jews.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,260

@previous (a)
I guess that means the Jews are making the globe warm.

https://youtu.be/eyU6whlJexw?t=22s

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 54 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,301

why do this when my genetically modified yeast invention takes care of carbon. recall that these yeast grow hair. the carbon is in the hair.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,306

The current UK government has been a joke since day 1. The foreign secretary thought the BBC was being racist when it said "Chimney of Sistine Chapel as conclave votes for Pope - will smoke be black or white?"

Wanting to experiment with dimming the sun is just another idiotic and money-wasting idea to add to the long list of idiotic and money-wasting ideas they've had.

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,308

@previous (H)
cheer up homo

Captain obvious replied with this 1 month ago, 42 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,310

@1,363,306 (H)
In all fairness, the church has made more black smoke than white smoke over the years, so I think they’re meeting their DEI requirements.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,371

@1,363,301 (boof)
We should build 5000 dome cities and try each solution inside one dome. One dome can have farting cows and methane scrubbers, and another full of factories and genetically modified yeast. A dome for every climate scientist!

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,376

@1,363,232 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Not buying the scam that they're responsible for climate change though sorry.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,378

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)

Haven't you seen the percentage of mammal biomass that cattle take up?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,382

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
If every cow on Earth was farting 24/7 then you'd have a point. You know what does spew toxic emissions 24/7? Cars. There are cars constantly driving around the world right now. Wouldn't surprise me if oil companies use the "cow farts" as a scapegoat. I'm consuming more beef than ever.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,385

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)

Cows do regularly fart, although it's mostly belching that they produce methane with. They contribute towards approximately 5% of global methane emissions.

Although cows are the #1 agricultural source of greenhouse gas, and methane is more potent than the carbon dioxide that cars release, cows are not as polluting as cars, since overall cow emissions only have approximately 66% of the Global Warming Potential as overall car emissions.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,388

@1,363,376 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Better not let Keir discover that the most abundant greenhouse gas is water vapour. After idiotically trying to dim the sun and fitting corks in cows' arseholes, they'll be attempting to dehumidify the atmosphere.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,394

@1,363,306 (H)
And then apologized you monkey

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,398

Can't they just put the sulfur back in diesel? 🤔🤔🤔

You wouldn't even have to do anything. It would be much easier than removing it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming#Cooling_from_sulfate_aerosols

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Meta double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,438

Elon's great legacy could be to stop climate change for all time by launching like ten billion shit tons of junk into orbit about the sun to block it.

Meta triple-posted this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,440

And NASA fags can fuck off no one cares that you "invented velcro" (no it was a Swiss guy in 1941 hiking) or "invented Tang" (NASA had nothing to do with its invention and also it's shit and we should be ashamed of inventing it at all) or "invented the Space Pen" (NASA never asked Fisher Pen Company for it). It's all horseshit and I don't give a fuck about what Stanley Kubrick filmed on the Universal backlot in 1969.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 month ago, 27 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,442

@previous (Meta)
NASA invented hiring literal space nazis

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,448

@previous (I)
NASA was basically a Nazi-Confederate joint venture.

Meta double-posted this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,449

@1,363,442 (I)
Oh god there's a literal NASAfag at my work. Doesn't even hide it. Just yesterday we were debating the finer points of the (in)famous "parabolic moon dust" and recordings thereof and he was all like "HEY GUISE DIDJA KNOW NASA SPENT LIKE EXACTLY 6 MILLION DOLLARS DEVELOPING THE SPACE PEN WHEN THE RUSSIANS JUST USED A PENCIL FOR 6 KOPECKS? HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!!".

The law takes an increasingly dim view of imaginary depictions of felonies in writing these days so I think we should leave it there.

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,455

@1,363,388 (H)

> Better not let Keir discover that the most abundant greenhouse gas is water vapour. After idiotically trying to dim the sun and fitting corks in cows' arseholes, they'll be attempting to dehumidify the atmosphere.

Well no, because they'd be operating on what actual people who know this shit by profession would be advising them. I don't have to give you the water vapoar lesson I will assume.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,456

@previous (boof)

I think you do

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 38 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,457

@1,363,440 (Meta)
pretty sure it was China who invented 'Tang

boof double-posted this 1 month ago, 28 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,458

@1,363,456 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
ughs

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,461

@1,363,394 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> And then apologized you monkey
Oh, that makes it all better does it? That suddenly makes the buffoon grow a second brain cell? You're just sore because you probably voted for these clowns and now you're realising what a huge mistake that was, ya muppet.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,463

@previous (H)
He's not British so he didn't vote for them.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 month ago, 41 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,464

@1,363,461 (H)
No it makes your only argument retarded you fucking donkey. I didn't vote for labour because I am not British you inbred cow

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 month ago, 34 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,465

DONKEY

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,466

@1,363,455 (boof)
> actual people who know this shit by profession would be advising them.
aka AkShLy SiNeTiStS sAy [insert bullshit appeal to authority argument so they can make morons believe their rationale for net idiotic zero is legitimate].

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,467

@previous (H)
can you retype that shit, it's hard to read

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,468

@1,363,464 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> No it makes your only argument retarded you fucking donkey. I didn't vote for labour because I am not British you inbred cow
Lol, don't get all upset. Bet you would have voted for them if you were, you libtard.

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,469

@previous (H)
it's like reading from 15 years ago with your vocabulary

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,471

@previous (boof)
> it's like reading from 15 years ago with your vocabulary
Hey now, I don't say anything about your atrocious spelling and punctuation.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 month ago, 21 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,472

@1,363,468 (H)
I am famously not a liberal and if your only argument against them is a retracted tweet from 12 years ago you probably should have as well

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 4 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,473

@1,363,471 (H)

I like boofs spelling and punctuation.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,474

@1,363,472 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I wasn't trying to make an an argument. It was merely an example of the type of moronic thing he and other cabinet ministers have said and done.

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> I like boofs spelling and punctuation.
Didn't say I didn't either, only that it's atrocious.

You lot need to chill. Stop taking everything so seriously and getting all upset.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,475

@previous (H)
Do you always pick the weakest, most retracted examples to show not a point?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,476

@1,363,474 (H)

You are the one who sounds emotional and upset.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,483

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
lol, are you autistic?

@1,363,475 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> Do you always pick the weakest, most retracted examples to show not a point?
I'm not trying very hard to be honest.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,488

@previous (H)
You picked up something that happened 12 years ago to be upset about?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 month ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,494

@1,363,483 (H)
Why try at all if this is the result

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 month ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,495

@1,363,483 (H)
You smug cunt, fuck you!!

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,502

@1,363,488 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> You picked up something that happened 12 years ago to be upset about?
Who's upset?

@1,363,494 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> Why try at all if this is the result
Not sure what you mean. What "result"? You seem to be taking this all very seriously... it's a little strange you're this upset that somebody dared to criticise the UK government when their loony policies don't even affect you.

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> You smug cunt, fuck you!!
lol

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,503

@previous (H)
I don't actually care about any of this, I just wanted to join in.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,504

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> I don't actually care about any of this, I just wanted to join in.
I know, I don't actually care either, I just enjoy winding up dw & co.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,508

@1,363,502 (H)
You are

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,511

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No u.

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,534

@1,363,472 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
This is almost as embarrassing as thinking blacklists have anything to do with black people.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,551

@previous (Meta)
Trump believes a million dumber things that weren't apologized for and 12 years ago
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