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Topic: Why do white people love...

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #125,865

...bland, unseasoned, flavorless food?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,363,059

Because it is actually delicious and flavorful. However, you're have destroyed your taste buds with toxic chemicals and can now no longer appreciate the taste of a good meal unless it's drowned in spices

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,062

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
White, I take it.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,063

@1,363,059 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
That’s why y’all were fighting and dying over spices for hundreds of years?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,064

@previous (C)

I'm not opposed to a bit of lovely salt and pepper on my meat.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,065

@1,363,062 (A)

No, I am a Kotokoli from central Togo.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 29 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,066

@1,363,064 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Ngl, I’m black, I’m white, Asians have the best food. I’m not even gonna deny it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,067

Lets be honest. The only bland white people food you ever experienced was at a school and in prison.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,068

@previous (D)
I’m starting to think the reasons why Italians weren’t considered white is because Italian food is bomb.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,069

Why does Matthew Miller love bland, repetitive schtick that he will probably repeat until he dies?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 46 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,071

@previous (E)
Can you not remind me of that guy? I feel like I get second hand psychosis from thinking about it.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 26 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,076

You should participate in the official minichan food draad

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,079

for potatoes, the spice is the dirt

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,086

Shut the fuck up Matt

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,114

OP will complain that he can't taste food unless it's drowned in a thousand spicy spices to blow up the actual taste of the food

Meanwhile he will continue to sneer at people who use ketchup

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,173

Doesn't wreck your taste buds and helps with acid reflux.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,188

its quite simple really, niggers are shit at cooking, and they are shit at spotting food thats gone bad. they compensate for this by drowning their food in seasonings, and after a while that is the only way they can live. have you ever seen the way a nigger will look at someone like THEY are the nigger instead of them when they see a human that orders a steak medium rare or below? they think its correct and safe to cook a steak until its like a piece of leather, then soak the ruined meat in hot sauce or canned peach syrup.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,243

@1,363,069 (E)

> Why does Matthew Miller love bland, repetitive schtick that he will probably repeat until he dies?

His taste buds are tuned to sewage oil spiked with chilies.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,244

@1,363,188 (J)
I agree with the black guy in your gif. Your food is wack.

Anonymous L double-posted this 1 month ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,245

@1,363,243 (K)
Unironically the cleanest sewer water I’ve ever seen.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,251

@previous (L)
This is an actual Chinese sewage to food oil operation.

Anonymous L replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,252

@previous (K)
Now explain to me white Chinese poop tastes better than bland midwestern chicken?

Anonymous J replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,807

@1,363,244 (L)
yes, you are wack, glad you have learned.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,692

Spice must flow
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