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Topic: Petition to ionize all newfags.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #125,773

Thank you.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes. 3 17%
No. 3 17%
Ionize OP. 12 67%
You need more posts to be allowed to vote.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,361,997

Cock poll. Let's go.

cyan joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,070

no it is are place now

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,079

Remember oldfags, the punchbowl is for the newfags, no particular reason.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,231

The Effect of Deactivating Facebook and Instagram on Users' Emotional State (nber.org)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43748486

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,253

@1,362,070 (cyan)

> no it is are place now

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,291

Ionizing an atom just means it has an extra electron. That won’t actually kill you, your cells use H+ ions to produce ATP which keeps you alive. I think the word you’re looking for is vaporize.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,653

The Autistic Tinychan Pedophile is currently having another of his psychotic breaks so we'll be locking this thread for half an hour or so while he cools himself off a bit.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,654

@previous (H)
That's nice, dear

A User joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,656

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Anon H is the Autistic Tinychan Pedophile. He's been having one of his meltdowns for the last 2 hours.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,657

Newfags can't triforce.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,659

@1,365,656 (A User)
I know haha

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,734

They all left after a few days of realizing this place is mostly angry spam about Dave from the same few retarded anons who have no lives, and the rest is obsession with Matt or Kook. There is less substance here than ever.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,745

@previous (L)
Dave (aka "A User") deletes anything that hurts his feelings. Matt has already left. There's no Kimmo replacement.

This forum is on its death bed. I feel most sorry for whomever is paying the hosting bills.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,748

@previous (M)
A bunch of people delete your whiny, repetitive bullshit

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,749

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't post anything "repetitive".

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,752

@1,365,745 (M)
> Dave (aka "A User") deletes anything that hurts his feelings. Matt has already left. There's no Kimmo replacement.
Add to this Kook's sour, unpleasant presence and horrible opinions on everything... this place is not even a tenth the fun it used to be.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,753

@previous (N)
I didn't even consider that.

@1,365,654 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You're the problem.

@1,365,656 (A User)
And so are you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,754

@1,365,749 (M)
@1,365,752 (N)
@previous (M)
Oh okay

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,757

@1,365,745 (M)
Because a forum filled with 100 topics about "Dave" would be much more fun right? Your shit gets deleted because you morons clog up the board and everyone got tired of it.

It's annoying when harmless posts get deleted but this place being Davechan for months on end was shit. Fuck off back to TC. 🖕

Anonymous O double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 40 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,758

@1,365,752 (N)
Kook is right.

Anonymous N replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,783

@1,365,757 (O)
Nah, even innocuous stuff that's just slightly critical gets deleted.

@previous (O)
> Kook is right.
About what? Everything?

Anonymous J replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,785

@1,365,757 (O)

> Because a forum filled with 100 topics about "Dave" would be much more fun right? Your shit gets deleted because you morons clog up the board and everyone got tired of it.
>
> It's annoying when harmless posts get deleted but this place being Davechan for months on end was shit. Fuck off back to TC. 🖕

This.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,790

@previous (J)

> > Because a forum filled with 100 topics about "Dave" would be much more fun right? Your shit gets deleted because you morons clog up the board and everyone got tired of it.
> >
> > It's annoying when harmless posts get deleted but this place being Davechan for months on end was shit. Fuck off back to TC. 🖕
>
> This.

This.

Anonymous N replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,794

@1,365,785 (J)
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Lol, can you not see this place basically IS Davechan now. He's a gatekeeper of the worst kind, who censors everything he doesn't like and perpetuates all his own bullshit like the unending horse/fly bollocks, which he seems to think is an epic troll. How you think this autofelation is preferable is beyond me. Even Matt spamming up the place with his girlturd schtick was more entertaining.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,797

@previous (N)

Stop being a butthurt little pickaninny

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,798

@1,365,757 (O)
You seem upset.

Anonymous N replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,799

@1,365,797 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> Stop being a butthurt little pickaninny
No u.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,805

@1,365,794 (N)
A bunch of people censorship you because you spam and also act like a pedophile

Anonymous Q replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,809

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You also seem upset.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,812

@previous (Q)
You should make a hundred topics about how upset I am

Anonymous Q replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,813

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Are you implying I've done something like that?

Anonymous J replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,816

@1,365,794 (N)

> Matt spamming up the place with his girlturd schtick was more entertaining.

This sums you up. You prefer a board full of posts about eating the shit of a 13 year old girl to a harmless thread about a horse and a fly which you could very easily simply ignore by not clicking on it a hundred times a day and getting yourself enraged over it all over again. As said above you're a sad little pedophile whose entire life revolves around getting upset over Dave.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 51 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,817

@1,365,813 (Q)
Why I would NEVER

Anonymous Q replied with this 3 weeks ago, 38 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,818

@1,365,656 (A User)
@1,365,816 (J)
Samefag lol

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous N replied with this 3 weeks ago, 49 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,843

@1,365,805 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> A bunch of people censorship you because you spam
I don't. I hardly ever post anything except wordle solutions here. (I'm anon B in that thread)

> and also act like a pedophile
I don't.

Why is it that whenever you or Dave (or this other anon) decide you disagree with/don't like somebody, you lazily descend to this tired old accusation which you think is some kind of killer argument: You're a pedophile.

@1,365,816 (J)
> > Matt spamming up the place with his girlturd schtick was more entertaining.
>
> This sums you up. You prefer a board full of posts about eating the shit of a 13 year old girl to a harmless thread about a horse and a fly
Yes, I do. It's that shit now.

> which you could very easily simply ignore
I do ignore it.

> by not clicking on it a hundred times a day
I don't.

> and getting yourself enraged over it all over again.
I have never been "enraged" about it.

> As said above you're a sad little pedophile
Yeah yeah. What an amazing argument you make.

> getting upset over Dave.
Again, this has never happened.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,852

@previous (N)
Haha okay

Anonymous J replied with this 3 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,855

@1,365,843 (N)

> > This sums you up. You prefer a board full of posts about eating the shit of a 13 year old girl to a harmless thread about a horse and a fly

> Yes, I do.

Sick pedofilth.

A User double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,910

Amusing update for the group: Anonymous N, who claimed above that "I hardly ever post anything except Worldle solutions here", and also claimed he "never" gets upset about Dave, has spent his morning spazzing the fuck out over Dave. It is therefore for his own benefit that his torrent of Dave rage is being rationed.

A User triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,911

A new lateral thinking problem for the group: Anonymous N claims that visiting Minichan is now a thoroughly miserable and unfulfilling experience for him, because it no longer has threads about eating children's shit. Why, then, does he continue to spend half his waking life on here instead of finding something else to do with his time?

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,913

@previous (A User)
I'm gonna go with "Which Anon doesn't have a life" for $1000 Alex.

Anonymous J replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,914

@1,365,843 (N)

> > which you could very easily simply ignore

> I do ignore it.

One hour earlier...

@1,365,794 (N)

> perpetuates all his own bullshit like the unending horse/fly bollocks, which he seems to think is an epic troll.

Yep you sure seem to be "ignoring" it!

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 41 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,918

@1,365,843 (N)

> > This sums you up. You prefer a board full of posts about eating the shit of a 13 year old girl to a harmless thread about a horse and a fly
> Yes, I do.

Not your finest hour Anon N. Kinda hard for you to get upset at being called a sick nonce when you post stuff like this.
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