Minichan

Topic: is this place like 4chan

cyan started this discussion 1 year ago #125,753

does it like it?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,361,832

No.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,833

What’s 4chan? That’s too many Chan. I need 0.125 Chan. That’s 1/8 Chan. Because fuck 8chan!

cyan (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,834

@1,361,832 (B)
how do I get to the other boards on here like /pol/?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 19 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,835

To be fair, there are 8 bits in a byte which makes 8chan byte Chan. But I don’t trust bytedance! TikTok is CCP propaganda!

Anonymous C double-posted this 1 year ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,836

My safe words are

0xCAFEBABE

And

0xDEADBEEF

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,839

@1,361,834 (cyan)
You can't unless you have Minichan gold, and that requires an invite.

It's not worth the money, and there's not that many other boards. The public side is the most active anyway

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 35 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,840

@previous (D)
Wait people pay for this? Why?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,843

@previous (C)
Some do, there's extra perks like access to the private boards and it unlocks the vanity trip generator.

cyan (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,845

@1,361,839 (D)
can I get an invite please

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,847

@previous (cyan)
Begging to give up your card info. Lol

cyan (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,852

@previous (C)
its my mom's card I'm 20 and not allowed one yet

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,855

@previous (cyan)
I’m a year older than you.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,859

FUCK

cyan (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,862

@1,361,855 (C)
you can drink?

cyan (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 11 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,863

@1,361,859 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
SHIT

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,866

@1,361,862 (cyan)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

cyan (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 20 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,868

@previous (C)
I flcunked college

cyan (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 47 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,870

can I invite my minecraft friends from discord hear?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,992

@OP

> does it like it?

No, cos you can not post images here. This is a textboard. Duh!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,998

No people here are adults with jobs and lives mostly

No incel shutins left.

Everyone grew up.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,009

Matt Jr. joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,012

@1,361,998 (G)
Excuse me sir, is there someone you're forgetting?!

cyan (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,074

@1,361,992 (F)
that sucks but it says 'Choose file' below box

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,128

@previous (cyan)

> that sucks but it says 'Choose file' below box

Yes and you should post your most private information for safe keeping.
You will need to load up that info on your computer. A word file or sticky note and then insert all in the choose file box and hit reply.
You're are free to keep penis details out of the box - Otherwise you may end up with a sticky box.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,130

@1,361,834 (cyan)

It's just one general board.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 53 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,135

George Michael of Wham! wore a t-shirt that said CHOOSE FILE

cyan !Dbf/rHNllo (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,362,175

I am using a tripcode now guys

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,401

Lol. Fuck off newcigarette. This place is nothing like 4chan LMFAO. I've been posting here 15 years we're far edgier.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,403

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
What's wrong with you?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,428

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What do you mean?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 41 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,430

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Why did you change your name from "cyan" to "Green"?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,431

@previous (N)
Cyan is a shade of Green. I wanted to show to certain people that you can be a new poster without obviously being a certain someone.

Anonymous N replied with this 1 year ago, 31 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,432

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I prefer to remain anonymous.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,434

@1,363,428 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Its obvious what I mean

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,435

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,445

Go back to 4chan....

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,447

This place is less retarded than 4chan and that's saying something.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,454

@1,363,434 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I don't think it is.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,487

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
All he does here is post stale memes and act pissy

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,490

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

That's our Green!

Green !!bO/s3MBcD (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,492

@1,363,487 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Wow..I never knew you felt that way...

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,498

Kind of?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,526

@1,363,487 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Anyway everyone here has something wrong with them, including you and me.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,528

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I know

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,530

If this is actually Green, Im sorry

No apologies for anyone else

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,363,779

8chan is active but I don't like how their threads don't disappear.
Also plus4chan

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,204

It's back up?

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,206

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,364,209

No. This place is gayer and more autistic.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,179

Meta is obsessed, psychotic, a raging alcoholic, and a stalker.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,535

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 45 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,539

Stop bumping old threads.

Anonymous R replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,540

@previous (S)

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 59 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,549

@1,363,431 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
bullshit.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,566

@OP

> does it like it?

Yeah, nah.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,570

Raping nigguhs!

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 59 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,579

@1,363,445 (F)

So you check with the white knight, knight takes knight, you take the queen with a rook, a rook and a horse for a queen? It's alright, especially because

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,972

Yawn

Anonymous U replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 days later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,711

The Best New Cafes in Sydney
Sydney’s café scene isn’t slowing down. From Parisian-style newcomers to beachside espresso bars, these are the best new cafes in sydney that are already drawing a crowd.
Writer
Lucy Cocoran
7 July 2026

Sydney takes its coffee seriously, and the best new cafes in Sydney right now are proof of that. While we love our locals, it feels like there’s always a fresh opening somewhere; from buzzy inner-city neighbourhoods to breezy coastal pockets. Far from your average, this new wave of Sydney cafes is raising the bar with design-led spaces, cult pastries and serious chops on the coffee machines.

Whether you’re hunting down a new spot for your morning flat white, a long brunch or a grab-and-go croissant, these recent openings deserve a spot on your radar.

Best New Cafes in Sydney: July 2026
Red door exterior and heritage balcony at Adelaide's Kitchen Paddington Sydney
Adelaide's Kitchen shopfront signage beside red door Paddington Sydney
Adelaide’s Kitchen
Paddington has scored an adorable new coffee and cafe spot, housed behind a bright red door. Adelaide’s Kitchen is already shaping up to be a local favourite that’s all about all about quality, connection, good food, and great coffee. The venue will be pouring Lay Day Coffee which is thoughtfully sourced through direct relationships with farmers, and has a focus on seasonality. Coffee and pastries are served from 7am and breakfast service starts at 8am. We can’t wait to stop by!

Paddington

Best New Cafes in Sydney: June 2026
Breakfast banh mi on English muffin with cheese and avocado served on tray Ca Phe Mai Double Bay Sydney
Ca Phe Muoi salted Vietnamese iced coffee with cream foam and citrus zest Ca Phe Mai Double Bay Sydney
Crispy hash brown with whipped mayo and chilli oil on silver plate Ca Phe Mai Double Bay Sydney
Cà Phê Mai, Double Bay (Image Credit: Parker Blain)
Cà Phê Mai
Double Bay’s got a new all-day local worth knowing about. Cà Phê Mai is a modern Vietnamese cafe and wine bar from couple Cindy Mai and Ed Loveday, (and it works just as hard at 7am as it does on a Friday night). Morning means pho gà, breakfast bánh mì stacked with hash browns and Vietnamese pickles. Then, come Wednesday to Saturday evenings, the vibe shifts into neighbourhood wine bar mode with contemporary Vietnamese plates and a low-intervention list spanning small French, Italian and Australian growers, Champagne and a Vietnamese sparkling rice wine thrown in for good measure.

Sitchu Tip: Order the Cà Phê Muối, which is a salted Vietnamese coffee that you won’t want to miss.

Double Bay

Selection of panini and focaccia sandwiches on branded trays Pichon Norwest Sydney
Curved marble cafe counter with timber joinery pendant lights and deli display Pichon Norwest Sydney
Pichón, Norwest (Image Credit: supplied)
Pichón
Named after the nickname Leo Di Giulio’s late father used for him growing up, Pichón wears its heart on its sleeve, (quite literally, with a golden plaque honouring him near the entryway). The Norwest Quarter newcomer from Leo and wife Celeste is equal parts neighbourhood café and proper European deli, where you can sit down for an Argentinian medialuna or a bowl of Neapolitan octopus stew, then spend another twenty minutes at the deli counter loading up on cheese, cold cuts and antipasto by the gram. The empanadas, which are inspired by family recipes and made by hand, are non-negotiable, and the Porchetta Abruzzese panini is the kind of thing you’ll be thinking about on the drive home.

Shop 103, Level 1/40 Solent Cct, Norwest NSW 2153

Best New Cafes in Sydney: April 2026
common supply
common supply
Common Supply
Bondi’s cult wellness café and organic marketplace Common Supply has just expanded, and the CBD just got a whole lot more interesting. Known for its beautiful minimalist fit-out and premium offerings (think specialty coffee, matcha, smoothies and organic food that actually excites you) the new Clarence Street outpost brings that same Bondi wellness energy to the urban jungle. Consider it your new go-to for post-workout fuel, a healthy desk lunch or just a really good coffee when the city grind has you defeated. Sydney’s answer to Erewhon has officially left the beach!

161 Clarence Street, Sydney NSW 2000

jinius
jinius
Jinius
Jinius is the first solo venture from Yeongjin Park; the pastry chef who built a cult following with his famous Portuguese tart riff and his work at Tenacious Croissant. Now set up in Walsh Bay on Hickson Road, the cafe leans into Park’s Korean heritage and his love of natural wine, with a market-driven menu that includes makgeolli-laced sourdough and a collab with Ester Spirits. It’s a bit of a destination but very much worth the detour.

Shop 8/16 Hickson Rd, Dawes Point NSW 2000

Best New Cafes in Sydney: March 2026


The Fold (Image Credits: Ethan Smart)
The Fold
Two Good Co has long been one of our favourite Australian social enterprises due to its ongoing commitment to creating meaningful employment for women in crisis.

This March, they’ve stepped things up with the opening of The Fold and The Landing, a cafe and meeting space within Victoria Cross.

The Cafe will offer work experience opportunities for women participating in Two Good’s work employment program and aid in providing access into the hospitality sector.

The menu features produce-driven seasonal dishes with a subtle Turkish influence and a generous dose of spices, herbs and house-made pickles. Nourishing bowls, folded pita sandwiches Single O coffee form the core of the offering, whilst Baker Bleu toast and sandwiches round out the menu. An exceptional offering for an exceptional cause!

Little Miller Lane Centre, Victoria Cross

b-side cafe darling point
b-side cafe darling point
B-Side Cafe
This vibey new cafe has an aesthetic that’s as pleasing as the dishes. B-Side Cafe channels Asian street flavours throughout the menu, highlights include the yuzu hollandaise eggs benny, a prawn scramble on croissant with miso egg and katsu fried chicken sandwiches. If you can spare room (or fancy saving one for later), the house-baked goods are worth grabbing. There’s miso chocolate cookies and a banana bread with miso butter that will ruin all other banana breads for you. With great coffee and relaxed energy, this is exactly what a neighbourhood café should be.

Shop1/2B Mona Rd, Darling Point NSW 2027

sit marrickville
sit marrickville
Sit
The team behind Marrickville institution Baba’s Place have now opened Sit; a community-focused café built in partnership with a local not-for-profit. Designed as a space for thoughtful seasonal fare and creative connection, this is already a bustling new addition to the neighbourhood’s coffee scene. Menu highlights include mum’s overnight organic oats, a rolled omelette and plenty of coffees, matcha’s and cold brews.

2/387 Illawarra Rd, Marrickville NSW 2204

Best New Cafes in Sydney: February 2026
cafe loulou
cafe loulou
Café Loulou
North Sydney has just welcomed Café Loulou, the newest all-day offshoot from the Loulou family on busy Walker Street. Blending that classic bistro polish with a sense of everyday ease, the menu has a bit of everything from flaky croissants to steak frites and of course, plenty of cult cold brew and matcha on tap. It’s worth dropping in for the Parisian-inspired space alone, which features a striking spiral staircase, marble finishes and a vibey outdoor setting which is just perfect for a spot of people-watching.

168 McLaren Street, North Sydney, NSW 2026

caffe vicini
caffe vicini
Caffe Vicini
South West Sydney just scored a seriously elevated new local. Caffe Vicini has opened at the revamped Cabravale Club Resort, bringing chef Dany Karam’s love of real, handcrafted food to an all-day cafe setting.

Expect over 50 freshly baked pastries and tarts made in-house daily by a Michelin-trained pastry chef, plus deli-style sandwiches starring dry-aged Blackmore wagyu. From flaky Paris-Brest and almond croissants to late-night crepes and waffles (served until midnight on weekends), this is your new go-to for mornings, afternoons and everything in-between.

1 Bartley St, Canley Vale NSW 2166

Best New Cafes in Sydney: January 2026
grill americano
grill americano
Grill Americano Caffè
Sydney’s CBD is about to get a very chic caffeine upgrade. Grill Americano Caffè has just opened at 1 Chifley Square, bringing a polished slice of Italian espresso-bar culture to the city with quick counter coffees, classic pastries and an easygoing daytime menu designed for busy weekdays (and commuters). With buttery LODE pastries on offer in the morning to polished-but-approachable lunch plates come midday, everything is served within the restaurant’s signature blue velvet surrounds. It’s made for morning coffee on-the-go and those long (business) lunches that accidentally run a little late.

1 Chifley Square, Sydney NSW 2000

https://northernbeachesliving.com.au/delis-northern-beaches/

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,714

@1,447,972 (X)
Sigh.

Anonymous V replied with this 2 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,773

@1,448,711 (U)
> from buzzy inner-city neighbourhoods
niggerholes

> breezy coastal pockets.
fagets.
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