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Topic: I laid down and now I've gone blind

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 1 month ago #125,723

Yeah so I laid down to go to bed but look to my phone and what did I see, nothing

Can't see shit

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 39 minutes later[^] [v] #1,361,541

But yet you're typing normal.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,552

What did you lay down?

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,553

I get it! The phone has gone blind, because it has been lain down and thus the display has gone black!

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,557

@previous (Meta)
*it has been LAID down ffs

Meta replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,558

@previous (C)
Lain is correct in this case because it is the past participle. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,559

@previous (Meta)
No. Two verbs:

1. lie, lay, have lain (to prostrate oneself)
2. lay, laid, have laid (to place something down)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,561

@previous (C)
Fuck you!

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,601

@1,361,541 (B)

I used voice to type

Anyway I went to sleep and I woke up with my vision magically returned to me

Thanks to everyone for their well wishes and concern

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,612

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> Thanks to everyone for their well wishes and concern
Sorry, no neetbux for you. Try for another disability next week.
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