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Topic: I really want to see A Minecraft Movie.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #125,714

I just don't want to support that elitist Jack Black.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 39 seconds later[^] [v] #1,361,456

I suppose I could always return to the days of piracy.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,458

I don't think the $0.03 he'll make from you watching it on netflix will pad his accounts too much. Most hollywood types are jerks, that's why having account handlers and agents doing the comms is important lol.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,460

@previous (B)
The movie is in theaters not on streaming platforms.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,463

@previous (A)

It's obviously going to go to streaming within the next couple of weeks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 31 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,467

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Doubtful. The movie is selling well and those kinds of movies don't head to streaming platforms for a good while.

Interesting how Minecraft outsold Jesus.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,474

What's wrong with Jack Black?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,478

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
This. Please answer it this time, OP.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,483

@1,361,467 (A)

I guarantee you'll be able to rent or buy this movie before May is over.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,491

@1,361,458 (B)
Yes, for a while now I've found this sort of mindset a bit silly. I think it's pretty inevitable that your money, wether through tax or purchasing something or even just ad revenue will go to a cause or person you don't agree with.

But it will probably be such a tiny amount that it doesn't really matter either way. Like, sure, giving thousands to a country that is engaged in something you find abhorrent would be bad and hypocritical, but supporting a creator from that country who might then pay tax to that government is practically harmless.

Just watch the Minecraft movie, you dummy. Unless your hatred of Jack Black is so overwhelming that you can't watch anything with him in it, it'll be fine. The film has already been a massive success anyway, Jack Black has already gotten a big career boost from it.

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,493

Will the movie have shitty, blocky, pixelated graphics like the game?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,494

@previous (G)
Actually, it looks pretty nice

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,506

@1,361,493 (G)
it resembles that zoomie ass 3D minecraft porn. you know, the square, angular bodies that vauguely resembles the pixelized player avatars, but has the eyes as sunken in panels into the face? but spherical tittes and asscheeks?

... i suppose if have been fortunate enough to avoid being cursed by that shit yet, the grotesque steve meme sorta nails it without you having to search it.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,512

Why is jack black an elitist

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,361,538

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
pretty sure hes refering to kyle gass going full TDS in the middle of a show a while back and jack black was intelligent enough to throw him under the bus
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