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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later[^][v]#1,361,394
Nice, I also had a butthole invention recently, it's a giant cone that makes your farts sound louder so you can more convincingly fake diarrhea and take the day off work.
Yes my thinking process was that when you're on the phone to the boss explaining that you have explosive diarrhea, the phone is quite far from your ass so it needs some assistance to ensure that he can hear it.
Naturally if you're faking it then your farts are naturally even quieter, so you're even more in need of cone assistance.