Topic: If you did not, at this very moment, arrive at work on a bicycle...

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 10 months ago #125,589

Then I genuinely pity you.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,360,215

I work remote so I stay in bed until half an hour before my shift

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 15 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,223

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I work in bed. I'm a prostitute.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,224

@previous (C)
Ladies, we need you on the field playing prostitution, we don’t need a bunch of bed ridden grannies. Now get to work maggots! We’ve got to land a touchdown, fourth quarter starts in 15 seconds!

Anonymous C replied with this 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,225

@previous (D)
Why? I make a ton of money and never have to get up!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,226

@1,360,215 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I would get up extra early and go to the gym while all the nerds are commuting.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 10 months ago, 20 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,227

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

I do need to go to the gym, I'm beginning to develop a middle age spread.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,530

Ride bicycles whenever you can...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfNIRyPi5QA

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 14 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,532

Bicycles are a safe and prudent form of transportation.

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