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Topic: If you did not, at this very moment, arrive at work on a bicycle...

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 month ago #125,589

Then I genuinely pity you.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,360,215

I work remote so I stay in bed until half an hour before my shift

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,223

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I work in bed. I'm a prostitute.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,224

@previous (C)
Ladies, we need you on the field playing prostitution, we don’t need a bunch of bed ridden grannies. Now get to work maggots! We’ve got to land a touchdown, fourth quarter starts in 15 seconds!

Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,225

@previous (D)
Why? I make a ton of money and never have to get up!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,226

@1,360,215 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I would get up extra early and go to the gym while all the nerds are commuting.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 20 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,227

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

I do need to go to the gym, I'm beginning to develop a middle age spread.
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