Topic: Japan though
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 days ago #125,588
If you think about it, because Japan lost the war, Japan is allied with us. But we’re not really allied with Japan. Because like obviously we SAY we’re allied with Japan and we’re like contractually obligated to defend them against China and stuff, but we wouldn’t actually do that for real. So in a way, they’re allied with us because we won and that’s our reward, the samurai will come here and save America when the Mexicans invade.
But what if Japan won? Then would the Texas cowboys be required to play the Beijing corn husks? If those China boys attack Japan, if Japan had nuked us first, I’d be right there to play defense. I’ll run the hunnit yard line. Cuz I’m American, and I keep it a hunnit. We don’t keep it one hundred. That’s some corny shit. In America, we real out here. Americas the only real nation.
The Japanese should trust us more I don’t see what the problem is. I’m super trustable.
https://youtu.be/0j82Oygrol0
But what if Japan won? Then would the Texas cowboys be required to play the Beijing corn husks? If those China boys attack Japan, if Japan had nuked us first, I’d be right there to play defense. I’ll run the hunnit yard line. Cuz I’m American, and I keep it a hunnit. We don’t keep it one hundred. That’s some corny shit. In America, we real out here. Americas the only real nation.
The Japanese should trust us more I don’t see what the problem is. I’m super trustable.
https://youtu.be/0j82Oygrol0
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,360,207
FUCK IT JAPAN GETS 400% TARIFFS! JAPAN NEVER PAID FOR OUR NUKES! THOSE WERE EXPENSIVE TO MAKE!
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@1,360,208 (boof)
Fun fact about the actor Brat Pack, he was on a show called the breakfast club.
https://youtu.be/zOHhaMvk-XM
Fun fact about the actor Brat Pack, he was on a show called the breakfast club.
https://youtu.be/zOHhaMvk-XM
boof replied with this 5 days ago, 8 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,217
Pat Brack is pretty good too
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