Minichan

cool

'sup to4str
> oesophagus

Until they get dizzy and puke.

@previous (r04r)

That's the best part.

@previous (A)
Sick fuck

@previous (r04r)

that feel when r04rycake calls you a sick fuck

@OP
> counter-clockwise
FTFY

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

Both are correct.

@previous (A)
No, there is only one proper way to say it.

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

That's a very unreasonable stance. English is not standardized.

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@previous (A)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwise
> The opposite sense of rotation or revolution is (in American English) counterclockwise (CCW), or (in British English) anticlockwise (ACW).

@225,269 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
It's anticlockwise in Britain and most of Europe.

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> r04rycake

@previous (F)

But she is a wonderful baked good.

@225,269 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

> > counter-clockwise
> FTFY

I was looking to see if someone mentioned that. One time this phone my cousin had options for "clockwise" and "unclockwise".

does this also work when the receptive partner is female?

@previous (H)

Only if her penis is big enough.

This is just an oral variation on the Singapore Sling which combines rotational movement and a gentle up and down motion.

@previous (I)

Singapore Sling [n]
The vile act of woman (obviously a filthy whore), who has just got your load dropped in her after you’ve boned her, of reaching into herself, scooping it out, and slinging it at you.

Anal Boot [n]
An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man’s ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.

Arabian Goggles: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/
1. n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storm common to the area.
2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the “ride”, thus resting the balls in said gogglee’s eye sockets.

Australian Death Grip [n]
The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you’re slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.

Bad Doggie [n]
While having sex doggie style shit on the bed. After you climax pull out, grab her by the head, and rub her nose in it while waving your finger and sternly saying “Bad doggie.” It’s really meant to be done in her parent’s bed, but it counts anywhere.

Beef Curtain [n]
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam (aka Beef Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical Bacon Sandwich).

Bismark [n]
Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.

Blocking the Box [n]
When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick – he’s got her from behind, you’ve got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (aka Access Denied Error, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).

Blowfish [n]
When someone is tossing your salad pop a fart. Their cheeks blow up like a blow fish, hence Blowfish. You can also call it a Dizzy Gillespie, after the great jazz trumpetist with the puffy cheeks.

Blumpkin [n]
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you’re on the shitter.

Boston Steamroller [n]
The act of receiving oral pleasure from a woman while on the pot, keeping her mouth as close as possible to your fresh cornhole.

Bronco, The [n]
Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl’s name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

Cajun Hot Stick: /cage-in hot stik/
1. n. A spicy meat stick.
2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

Chicago Countdown [n]
A Chicago Countdown begins while you are passively stroking looking at porn and realize that you are going to cum no matter what. The length of the countdown varies–but during the countdown, you rush to find a towel, sock, or kleenex or anything else to cum on so you don’t have to clean cum of your stomach or keyboard.

Chili Dog [n]
You take a dump on the girl’s chest and then titty fuck her.

Chocolate Cha-Cha [n]
Anal Sex. Used in a sentence: “John and George danced the chocolate cha-cha all night.” (aka Driving the Hershey Highway, Riding the Dirt Trail, Utilizing the Third Input, Poking the Brown Eye)

Christmas Turkey Carver:
1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption.
2. n. The person doing the carving.
3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously puming your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY).
4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

Cleveland Steamer: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/
1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie.
2. n.(slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (see HAWAIIN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

Coyote [n]
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.

Consolation Prize [n]
When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking you’re going to get laid, and from all of the drinks you’ve been feeding her all night long, she passes out on the bed right before you get your pants off. To get revenge, you jerk off and spray your load all over her back. Even though you lost and didn’t get laid, the satisfaction you got is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.

Cum Dumpster [n]
Refers to a girl who has been around the block quite a few times, hence she is full of cum.

Dirty Sanchez:/dur-TEE SAN-chez/
1. n. a filthy hair-lipped mexican peasant.
2. n. The act of fingering a chick’s cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shit mustached across her visage.

Dog in a Bathtub [n]
This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Donkey Punch [n]
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

Double Fishhook [n]
From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.

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Dutch Oven:/duch-ovin/
1. n. A cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire.
2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if you’re into it.)

Dutch Treat: /duch-treet/
1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way.
2. n. the unexpected result of a Dutch oven gone bad. (see also “GAMBLING and LOSING”)

Eiffel Tower [n]
When two guys are giving it to a girl from both sides and all three are standing up. The guys then give high fives to each other over the girl with both hands forming the Eiffel Tower.

Fish Eye [n]
Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

Fountain of You [n]
While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)

Flying Camel [n]
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees,
you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

Fumilingus [v, n]
When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his face.

Fur Ball [n]
You’re chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie’s afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.

Game of Smiles [n]
This games involves men sitting around a circular table and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the table. Anyone who “smiles” has to buy a round of beer for the rest.

Gaylord Perry [n]
Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

Gibbling
First tie a raw piece of bacon to a string. The person getting fucked in the ass swallows it while the person riding them holds the string. At the moment of climax, the pitcher pulls the string, causing the catcher’s gag reflex to kick in triggering the ass muscle to automatically clench up tight.

Glass Bottom Boat [n]
Putting saran wrap over the skank’s face and taking a dump.

Glazed Donut: /glaz-d DO-nut/
1. n. A sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle.
2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spoo-ing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

Going to the Bullpen
The act of fingering a the anus prior to having anal sex. It kind of “paves the way”.

Goobin [n]
One of the many wives had by an old-style Mormon who is not the main wife. The setup usually involves having your one “main” wife and the rest of your other wives who are strictly used for procreation. Hence “Goobin” – a bin for his goo. Used in a sentence: “Mary’s one of John’s goobins”.

Greek: /gr-ek/
1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece.
2. v. The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I’m saying) and gluing your said partner’s eyes closed. i.e. “Hey guys, check it out, “I greeked her” or “I’m sorry honey, but you asked for the “greek salad”.

High Dive: /hi-div/
1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph.
2. n. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

Hot Karl:
1. n. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment.
2. n. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

Hot Karl Candy Cane:
1. n. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.(See also SHOCKER)

Hot Lunch:
1. n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria.
2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner’s mouth.

Houdini [n]
When doing a chick doggie style, yell loudly and spit on her back to simulate ejaculation. Then, when she turns around to look back at you, blast her in the face with your man seed.

Jelly Doughnut [n]
A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

Jim Henson
When you fist someone and physically lift them off the ground. (aka The Muppet, Ass Puppet, Meat Puppet)

Kennebunkport Surprise [n]
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while chewing box.

Leave-in Conditioner [n]
Dollops of semen strategically left in a woman’s hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio. A good lesson for those who refuse swallow the evidence

Matching Drapes [n]
Reference to whether or not a woman’s pubic hair color matches the hair on her head. Used in a sentence: “Wow what a hot looking redhead, but I wonder if the curtains match the drapes?”.

Midnight Sailor [n]
After getting blitzed and hooking up, you pass out and piss all over the other person in bed. Make sure it’s an “away game”.

Moose [n]
1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada.
2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

Mung [n,v]
Two people dig up the corpse of the recently deceased. One undresses the mungee and places his mouth over the labia. The other backs up and does a running jump onto the corpses chest. The second person has to eat everything that enters his mouth. Insult, seen here in context: “I’m going to mung your grandmother!”

New Jersey Meathook: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/
1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker.
2. n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm

New York Style Taco [n]
Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!

Nixon [n]
1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud.
2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance.
(Optional: You may yell “I’m not a crook!” This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

Oven Stuffer Roaster
1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period.
2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

Paying the Rent [n]
A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs her ferociously.

Pencil Sharpener [n]
A chick who gives a rough and toothy blowjob that scrapes your willy up something aweful.

Pink Glove [n]
This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

Purple Mushroom [n]
This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.

Ram, The [n]
Again, you’re attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

Ray Bans [n]
Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You’re can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

Reading the Defense [n]
The concept of a guy making a split second decision when in a situation to score with some chick when out without his girlfriend/wife. “Reading the Defense” refers to making all of the proper “game time adjustments” as to not get caught cheating later on at some point. Having Beer Goggles on makes it very hard to Read the Defense.

Rear Admiral [n]
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don’t let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum p
ushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

Rim: /RIM/
1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something.
2. n. The outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit chute.
3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also “ANAL TONGUE DARTS”)

Rusty Trombone [n]
The process by which one person is tossing a guy’s salad, and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.

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Samoan Pile Driver: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/
1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin.
2. n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman’s back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, “Abdaay….goony, goony, goony …ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!” Repeat and rinse.

San Diego Surprise [n]
The act of bringing a girl home and while fucking her, having a friend in waiting enter the room naked in hopes of a consensual threesome. Named by Navy guys stationed in San Diego. Rumored to work about one-third of the time.

Scabby D: /skab-E DE/
1. n. A rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment.
2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

Shop-Vac: /shop vak/
1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids.
2. n. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you’re “pulling the V”. (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS)

Singapore Sling [n]
The vile act of woman (obviously a filthy whore), who has just got your load dropped in her after you’ve boned her, of reaching into herself, scooping it out, and slinging it at you.

Siskel and Ebert [n]
While being intimate with a young lady, one removes her pants and panties. Then takes left thumb and thrusts it into her vagina, then takes right thumb and thrusts it into her asshole, thus giving her two thumbs up and a Siskel and Ebert. > >

Snowballs [n]
A girl finishes giving you head, and your finish in her mouth. Then she makes out with you. Usually done unexpectedly as a form of revenge.

Southern Trespass [n,v]
The Southern Trespass most frequently occurs when an over zealous (drunk) man is involved in intercourse with his lady friend. Through lack of concentration, lack of coordination, or simply because he wants to do it, the man quickly switches from the woman’s vagina to the corn hole, without missing a beat. If executed properly, this act catches the female by complete surprise, stunning her like a cattle prod to the ass in a rain storm. No matter how long the man reaps the benefits of his efforts, he can now be content with the fact that he has committed the coveted Southern Trespass.

Stranger [n]
Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Tea-Bag: /tee bagg/
1. n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor.
2. n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a “wamuphm” like noise.
3. v. Tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

Throwing A Pickle Down A Hallway
An expression for when you’ve just laid the pipe to some chick (usually fat) who has a big loose box. Used in a sentence: I may as well have just thrown a pickle down the hallway instead of fucking Fat Fanny’s loose gash.

Times Square Shuttle [n]
You have two girls with you and they are in the 69 position with each other. You then alternately fuck each of them while they chow each other. You go from the missionary position on one and run to the other side and work in doggie style on the other one. Repeat as many times as necessary/possible. (aka Burning the Candle at Both Ends, Playing Ping Pong, The GungaDin)

Toboggan [n]
The following moves if executed properly will win you the envy and respect of all your friends. At the end of a pleasant evening out with an attractive date, escort your date to the top of the stairs and manage to somehow get to the position of traditional doggy style. While riding, apply a modified Donkey Punch in between the shoulder blades. The arms should fly out involuntarily. Now grasp the arms while pushing down and then use your feet to propel the two of you down the precipice. If executed properly, you should be able to ride your prey down to the end of the stairwell Olympic-style.

Topeka Destroyer: / TOE-pek-a d’stroi-yrr/
1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas.
2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner’s head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

Tossing Salad
Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc. Thankfully, this act is no longer limited to correctional institutions.

Tuna Melt [n]
You’re down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it’s her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Tupperware Party [n]
When three guys are triple-teaming a chick…one with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and the third in her anus. So named because she is sealed air-tight.

Twinkler [n,v]
When you are 69-ing with a honey and she gags on your member and you can see her bung-hole pucker up.

Valsalva [n]
The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman’s nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.

Vegetarian Hot Lunch:
1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products.
2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)

Western Grip [n]
When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.

Wet Morning Bugle [n]
When a guy is sleeping in the morning he obviously has morning wood, his wife notices this and decides to blow him to the point of ejaculation, where she kindly keeps it in her mouth then spits it in his face to wake him up.

Woody Woodpecker [n]
While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

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> Blumpkin [n]
> You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you’re on the shitter.

Missing variation: the Blumpkin Hurricanrana. Basically the same thing except mid-way through you stand up suddenly and spin around as fast as you can. Hilarity ensues.