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Topic: I think I made a female telemarketer uncomfortable today

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #125,479

I constantly get phone calls from these so called "Tax Groups" who claim I owe more than 10 thousand dollars in tax debt, and must speak with me immediately. Normally, I hang up... Today though, I couldn't do it.

After going through the bullshit "press 1" or whatever number I had to push to get a live person, an Indian woman gets on the phone and starts talking.

I waited for a minute, then asked if she had a nice pair of titties. She paused then said uhhhh, sir, please allow me to finish.

I said do you like it when a man squeezes and sucks on your nipples? She replied sir, this is a conversation for another time.

Do you like sitting on top of a man with his cock sliding in and out, while your titties are bouncing all around?

She gets silent and I can hear her breathing, then she says sir, this is an important call, again, this is a conversation for another time.

So you'll call me later so we can finish this conversation?

She paused for a minute then says, I will remove you from our calling list.

I said but you'll still call me later, right? I want to finish our conversation.

She gets quiet again then says it was nice doing business with you sir, then hangs up.

I guess that's one way to get taken off a calling list. I'm just hoping she calls me later!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,359,279

You gross ass weirdo

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,281

hello? based department?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 42 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,282

@1,359,279 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Look dude, I don't care that she's not calling me back. I get tired of telling these fuckfaces to take me off their calling list, but yet, they continue to call me.

Pull your manpon out of your ass and quit crying every time someone says something you don't like.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,283

@previous (A)
Dont act like a sex pervert and then get pissy when someone notices

No one thought you cared that she wasn't calling you back, idiot

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,285

@1,359,279 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> You gross ass weirdo

Her job was to shovel out bullshite. All OP did was to give her a taste of the biz she is in.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,287

@previous (D)
its weird that she didnt like that though, considering that OP was more or less gentlemanly compared to what she gets from her countrymen

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,288

@1,359,283 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Dont act like a sex pervert and then get pissy when someone notices

Unlike you, I didn't get upset when I made myself sound perverted. You're the one crying and making your mascara run down your cheeks.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,290

I used to make different voices and characters for these guys. I eventually got blacklisted because they thought I was a Youtuber.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,291

@1,359,285 (D)
Anything to defend a man

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,292

@1,359,288 (A)
You did get upset and you didn't make yourself sound like a pervert. You are a pervert

Moron

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,293

@1,359,290 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
That's the fun way to do it

Anonymous C replied with this 1 week ago, 52 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,294

@1,359,292 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
for someone that likes to cry "umad, lul", you sure like to doublepost alot.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 41 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,296

@previous (C)
When did I double post?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,300

@1,359,291 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Anything to defend a man

Odd because you're married to a man.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,301

@previous (D)
Irrelevant comment

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,334

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Irrelevant reply.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,335

Dear Penthouse...

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,336

@1,359,293 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

The guy told me that they weren't gonna call me no more like a threat and by that point I was just having a normal conversation with him, he was so surprised that I'd been spending hours scambaiting and not even recording it for YouTube.

My favourite one was when I was an Arab who had to go to the door and I put the phone down on the side, went to smoke a fat joint and 30 minutes later he was still there because he couldn't hang up the phone or something.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,340

@1,359,292 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> You did get upset

But yet, you're still the only one here crying.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,345

@previous (A)
You typed this whilst perking off, perv

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 week ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,346

@1,359,336 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I like hearing about non creep escapades with telemarketers

Ive had two tell me to kill myself

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 1 week ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,347

@1,359,334 (D)
Zing

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,349

@1,359,346 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I pretended to be a 78 year old man whose grandson had installed Gentoo, but I didn't know how to type properly.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,350

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Haha I love it

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,351

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

They were saying click the square icon on the bottom left and after a minute I'd ask if I was meant to use the moose for that.
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