Topic: I've decided to become an anti-vegan terrorist.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 1 week ago #125,470
My first plan is to blow up the sun. Good luck eating leaves when there's no sun to grow them with, vegans!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,359,205
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,207
I've given up plant based permanently after issues.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,208
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,218
Jesus bud, think of the poor koalas and shit.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,488
Vegans are powered by their own smug sense of superiority. They will be fine without the sun.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,523
So, I've come to discover that my plot to blow up the sun may be a little advanced at my current terrorism skill level.
Instead, I have come up with a devilish idea. I am going to severely curtail my carbon output. By doing so, I am starving the plants of essential carbon dioxide which they need to breathe! Fear me, vegans!
Instead, I have come up with a devilish idea. I am going to severely curtail my carbon output. By doing so, I am starving the plants of essential carbon dioxide which they need to breathe! Fear me, vegans!
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I've been shipping them lettuce with frogs in it.Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,644
Sadly, I've been informed that global CO2 emissions are at an all-time high, and that this is mainly caused by corporations, meaning that my individual action of cutting carbon emissions will have little-to-no effect on starving the bastard plants of their breathing gas. Not to fear, I've gone back to the drawing board and I have come up with another ingenious terrorist plan against the vegan devils.
So, vegans like broccoli. So what if I was to take the flesh of an animal, and make it look exactly like a broccoli? The vegan would ingest it, and in doing so would not be a vegan any more.
So, vegans like broccoli. So what if I was to take the flesh of an animal, and make it look exactly like a broccoli? The vegan would ingest it, and in doing so would not be a vegan any more.
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Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,663
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,667
@1,359,644 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Lemme know when the Earth has a surface pressure of 90 bar and is 96.5% CO2.
https://youtu.be/D4-femwAJwM
Lemme know when the Earth has a surface pressure of 90 bar and is 96.5% CO2.
https://youtu.be/D4-femwAJwM
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,677
@1,359,644 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
this only works if you cultivate a green, thin(not watery) poo beforehand and paint the poo on like a WH40K mini
this only works if you cultivate a green, thin(not watery) poo beforehand and paint the poo on like a WH40K mini
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,735
@previous (J)
You've seen my warhammer painting vids then, "smearing shit all over them" is usually one of my top comments!
You've seen my warhammer painting vids then, "smearing shit all over them" is usually one of my top comments!
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,748
My skin thanks you
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,359,762
The sun is a deadly laser. ☀️
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,249
So, my plans to disguise meat as broccoli has come to nothing - vegans were easily able to tell the difference. Foiled again!
I was almost at the limit of despair when I had the greatest anti-vegan terrorist plot idea of all. The best way to remove vegans is to remove their source of food, right? If there's less vegan food around, there are less vegans.
As a result, from this moment on I am exclusively eating the vegan food, in order to remove as much as possible from the supply chain. I am also radicalising other anti-vegan terrorists in my network to begin doing the same, to have a greater impact.
I was almost at the limit of despair when I had the greatest anti-vegan terrorist plot idea of all. The best way to remove vegans is to remove their source of food, right? If there's less vegan food around, there are less vegans.
As a result, from this moment on I am exclusively eating the vegan food, in order to remove as much as possible from the supply chain. I am also radicalising other anti-vegan terrorists in my network to begin doing the same, to have a greater impact.
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Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 3 days ago, 49 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,258
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I'm helping the vegans by eating the cows and chickens that eat their food.
I'm helping the vegans by eating the cows and chickens that eat their food.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,360,260
I'm pretty confused by this point. I'll just order a ham and cheese at subway and ask chatgpt if it's vegan when I get home.