Topic: Can you die in Heaven and Hell?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,541

What happens if you die in Heaven or Hell?

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #225,093

you go to double heaven or double hell, of course!
:D

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,094

You can't. Heaven/Hell are eternal states of being (or non-being, so far as I understand it). What exactly each one entails depends on how you interpret the Bible.

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dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,100

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
what would happen if one where to put knifes in ones chest though?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,104

@previous (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
I've totally failed to comprehend your question.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,117

@225,094 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I did some research and apparently it can lead to a second death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_death
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilationism

Why does this scare me more than the idea of Hell?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,119

@previous (A)
I don't know; it probably shouldn't. Instead of infinite torture, you get nothing. Seems fine to me.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,121

@225,117 (A)
i dunno, burning and/or torture by demons forever sounds fuckloads scarier than simply ceasing to exist.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,123

@225,104 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
what would happen if you where in heaven and stab yourself

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,126

@previous (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
youd bleed bagels topped with Philadelphia strawberry cream cheese

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,127

@225,121 (E)
But what if you're a masochist?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,128

@225,123 (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
Your physical body isn't in heaven. It's your immaterial soul (at least according to American Evangelical Christians). Also, I'm pretty sure there are no knives in the Christian Heaven.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,129

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But perhaps you can get a knife from Hell?

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,130

@previous (A)
--When I die I'll let you know-- Oh right, I just remembered that there is no God.

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Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,131

@225,127 (A)
then good on ya mate

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,141

you respawn in the overworld either way.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #225,142

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Is that a Minecraft reference? Not on hardcore mode you don't.

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sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #225,158

i think you just respawn

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,278

@225,121 (E)

> burning and/or torture by demons forever

That interpretation didn't exist until Dante wrote his Divine Comedy (specifically Inferno). A lot of what the christfags believe nowadays comes from Dante's Inferno.

Dante's Inferno is Bible fanfic. These people took Bible fanfic and started believing in it. Shows exactly how much worth that religion is when some random guy can write an epic poem and get every extremist sucking it's cock and proclaiming it as truth.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,340

Can you die in Never-neverland and Narnia?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,353

Ronnie James Dio died while he was in Heaven & Hell.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,439

@225,340 (I)
I thought you can die in Narnia?
@225,278 (H)
> Divine Comedy
I heard it wasn't really that funny.

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[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,442

@previous (A)

> I thought you can die in Narnia?
>

Nope, further up and farther in, that's all

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,445

@previous ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)

aslan died

@225,439 (A)

comedies don't need to be funny to be a comedy.

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,447

@previous (H)
You've read the books, right?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,448

@225,445 (H)
Isn't the reason why it was called a comedy was because the classification system back then was either comedy or tragedy?

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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #225,451

@previous (A)

Aristotle's four genres are Comedy, Tragedy, Epic poetry and Lyric poetry. I was taught as a child that there were only two also, but when I got older I realized that my teacher was full of shit and was talking about things she didn't know the facts about and shouldn't have said anything.

I think it's bullshit how misconceptions get accepted as fact because of people who can't be bothered to research the facts teach other people the fiction as truth, and it gets accepted because you think your teacher will only teach you truth.

FUCK

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #225,735

I'm seriously leaning towards universalism right now. Haven't had time to do a proper study of the matter though.

Minichan