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Topic: WOMEN ONLY: does your mom ban you from eating celery due to it lowering blood pressure?

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #125,405

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Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Yes	-	0%
No	1	100%

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,358,438

Im an adult and so my mother doesn't control me

Do you already have issues with low blood pressure?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,439

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Yes that’s why mom mom controls me despite me being an adult

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,440

@OP
Do this. Using a rubber band. Wrap up celery sticks in the shape of a large penis and offer your mother this homemade dildo.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,443

@1,358,439 (A)
So you eat stuff that hurts you?

Stop being retarded and she won't have to ban things from you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,444

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

No I don’t but she thinks I do 🤬🤦♀️

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,446

@previous (A)
Do you suffer from low blood pressure?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,450

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's a guy trolling the board, stop feeding him ffs.