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Topic: Missile accuracy

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #125,333

It’s actually super easy to launch a missile with millimeter precision. Any idiot can do it, all you have to do is use one finger and double tap to zoom, or you can use two fingers and pinch to zoom which is what most people do, but most people aren’t experts like me. Yeah… oh what? Causalities? Yeah we’ve got zero. We’ve been fighting Russia and China and North Korea and Iran since 1945 and we’ve been winning the whole time. We are the undefeated army.

Just download more bullets… you’ve gotta get a 5G unlimited plan from Verizon wireless in order to shoot properly. Yeah man, war is just like your Netflix subscription.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,358,038

We’re gonna win this war I swear, just download more AI. ChatGPT that war plan and we’ll send it to the general so he can explain to the president what our war plan that was generated by AI is after he summarizes the war plan he was supposed to write that we wrote with AI using his own AI. The level of superintelligence will be unbelievable. We can’t die because we have iPhones. Nobody in china knows what an iPhone is. They’ve got no clue. That’s why we are so smart.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,358,136

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