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Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago#125,328
My whole life I never knew why Asians were stereotyped as having small penises. It’s because they’re samurai. You couldn’t make it in imperial Japan with BBC genetics. Think about it: samurai need training. If you’ve got BBC genetics in ancient Japan with your big old sausage sticking out, that’s perfect practice material for a samurai on the come up.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,358,031
This is what the last samurai was about. I hated that movie by the way. People said it was offensive because it’s a white guy playing a Japanese guy. That’s the least offensive part about that movie.
Basically, this is the plot of the last samurai:
The main character is a samurai in the Japanese navy who is the son who’s next in line for the throne after the emperor. He likes dressing up as a girl and going on dates with random guys in Tokyo. (He’s the white guy in the movie who plays the Japanese samurai). And basically, one of his friends finds out that he’s been cross dressing and he forces the main character to go out on a date with him otherwise he’ll out him as a cross dresser to his whole family. So then for the rest of the movie it’s like this whole song and dance thing with occasional glorification of 9/11 style Kamikaze suicide in the name of Shinto-Jihad for Japanistan, but the entire thing is like an LGBTQ+ woke diversity acceptance thing that "white men can do it to!"