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Topic: FAO: wannabe criminal masterminds

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,249

You want to steal a laptop from Best Buy. How do you get away with it?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #23,899

Work, go to the store, pay the money.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,900

@previous (B)
I said "steal." Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,903

@previous (A)
With the low prices at Best BuyTM its almost like stealing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,906

@previous (B)
When one has no money at all, low prices mean nothing.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,908

@previous (A)
Yes, but the plan is to work first so you will have enough money to buy that laptop you want.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,909

@previous (B)
But I would rather steal it, you see.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,914

@previous (A)
You will never go through with it anyway, so don't bother to hatch some kind of criminal plan.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,915

@previous (B)
I would, if it were foolproof (pronounced as one word) enough.

dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,916

Why do you ask this question weekly and then ignore all possibly good answers?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,918

@previous (dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA)
I have yet to see a foolproof plan to steal a laptop from Best Buy.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,919

@OP
Stealing is wrong, faggot.

dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,921

@23,918 (A)
There isn't one. Take some risk or don't do it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,923

@23,919 (D)
I know that.

Ex-Fanboi joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,925

http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/923#reply_18033

KITOTP

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,936

@23,923 (A)
I used to work at a staples. People would only have success with stealing display models (minus one employee I heard about, but it wasn't while I was working there. It could have been a "boogeyman" they use to scare people from trying). It's pretty much impossible to from best buy. They have it set up pretty well. At least the ones by me.

They also have a guy at the door. You would probably have a better shot of getting away with robbing a bank.

advi !FurFagCd.2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,937

Laptops from best buy aren't worth using for free.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #23,979

I am a huge faggot please rape my face
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