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Topic: I. Need. Fucking. Money.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ started this discussion 15 years ago #1,248

Enough with this try to get a job to work for someone else crap. I am going to finish my restaurant business plan, and start proposing it to investors dammit. I want freaking money.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #23,894

Prostitute yourself.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,895

@previous (B)
I would if I knew of any clients.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,896

@previous (A)
Put out an ad or something. Also I think your main cliental would be men and old, lonely women.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,897

You are now aware that DM's tripcode begins and ends with a +.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,898

@23,896 (B)
Men, no. Lonely, fat, old women? Sure!! $500 per session.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,901

@previous (A)
I think you are overestimating your physique.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,902

@previous (B)
Fat, ugly old women do not care. I have a big cock.

RedFox joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,904

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Sure you do.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,905

@23,902 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
I think that for 500 dollar they could get a better looking gigolo.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,907

@previous (B)
I am pretty damn handsome. But anyway, once word of "mouth" go around about my cock and skills, I would sell well.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,910

Dammit DM, you're poor one month and asking us to help you buy a new computer the next. How do you even afford GHOUL's hosting?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,911

@23,907 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
You are depressionman right? You are not ugly, but definitely not handsome. Pretty average for an american i guess.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,912

@previous (B)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,913

@23,910 (E)
lol I am not asking anyone to buy me a computer. I am just lamenting the woes of poverty.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,917

I can't help but notice that the GHOUL forum is still in lockdown.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,920

@previous (G)
It will be fixed after work today. Speaking of, I need to get to the office! Later, friends.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,922

I'll consider giving you a loan. What is your current...

- asset value
- level of debt
- equity

You don't have to be exact of course.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,924

@previous (H)

> I'll consider giving you a loan. What is your current...
>
> - asset value: $500 (large library from my thesis, a couple of cameras)
> - level of debt: medium-high
> - equity: my large library and cameras
>
> You don't have to be exact of course.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,926

@previous (A)
I kinda need a dollar value to see how probable it is for you to get a small business loan.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,928

Stop spending whatever money you have on wine and save it up.

AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,940

> admits wealth is a slow, long-term process
> admits his own impatience is costing him more money than it should
> fall back into same old impatience

Oh, okay.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,941

Bank - rob it.

You've been working a month or two and it's already too much?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,942

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
No the work is fine. I enjoy it lots. I just get almost no money from it.

TTEH !fjJgepYN06 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,944

@23,940 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)

> > admits wealth is a slow, long-term process
> > admits his own impatience is costing him more money than it should
> > fall back into same old impatience
>
> Oh, okay.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,945

@previous (TTEH !fjJgepYN06)
I do not mind that wealth is long-term. But one needs an income of some sort. I have been working for a month now, and got one paycheck, which covered my bank overdraft. I am applying to jobs daily. I guess that is my frustration. If I had a decent, steady income, life would be so much better. But, alas, such are the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,946

Ask your mom for an allowance.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,947

Hunt ghosts for money.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,956

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,958

@OP
I'm in Croatia bitch. Haha just had to say it.

Anyway, I was at a start up conference today, a huge amount of potential investors and a huge amount of people with ideas, everyone talking with everyone.

In the end people with good ideas get the money and support from investors to make sure the project is a success, and then share the profit...

You should look for such events in your area.

Also, I'm now living and staying in Croatia, I might suggest your business idea next month when it's time for "Startup wednesday" just to see if serious investors find it profitable and interesting...

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,961

Also the failure rate for restaurants is something like 60% - no investor would touch the idea unless it had some sort of celebrity associated with it or enough gimmick value to make a quick return before the place shut down.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,962

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
It's actually 95%, but it could thrive if it's in the right location.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,964

@23,961 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Yes, but his lottery "holy shit exclusive as fuck" restaurant is actually an interesting idea.. pulled off at the right place, with the right connections... could actually work out...

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,966

@23,961 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Yes there are millions of restaurants all over, each of which found investors.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,969

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Than search for real investors, don't beg MC for pocket change...

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,970

Become a Mangaka.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #23,973

@23,962 (H)
I thought that was a little exaggerated, though? Even so, 60% alone is risky.
@23,964 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
That would only work with a head chef who is well known throughout the industry. You can't just declare yourself to be exclusive - there has to be a reason.
@23,966 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Most restaurants are formed with existing cash, friends/family or bank loans. 9/10 investors won't touch restaurants because they're too risky.

LOL EDIT

The average restaurant takes 18 months to become profitable with start-up costs averaging > $300k.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #23,974

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Ever walk into a random restaurant and see a sign that says "under new management"? That means that the previous owner went bankrupt and that somebody else scooped up the business.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #23,976

@23,973 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
I am very familiar with the restaurant business, yes.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #23,980

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
So, somebody is going to invest $300k+ in a restaurant with an unknown chef & unclear business model, with a >60% chance of failure and no likely return for 5 years?

grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,008

Join the Club. Just got back from applying for a housekeeping job at a Hotel.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,032

@23,941 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

> Bank - rob it.


fatfuck can't even steal pictures without getting caught. what makes you think that a fat, incompetent slob like him could rob even a child, let alone a bank?

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,035

@23,920 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
> Speaking of, I need to get to the "office"! Later, friends.
> Still doesn't stop posting.
> Lol.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,065

get another job, lazy fuck

RedFox replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,110

@24,035 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
He probably doesn't actually have a job.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #24,151

@previous (RedFox)
> He doesn't have a job.
A better way of putting it.
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