Topic: I believe I have found mr miller's reddit
sluggy started this discussion 15 years ago #12,477
http://www.reddit.com/user/mroglolblo
I thought this guy was a troll, but the more I read, I feel like he has to be genuine. If this is a troll, the man is a genius.
I thought this guy was a troll, but the more I read, I feel like he has to be genuine. If this is a troll, the man is a genius.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #223,934
> I'd love to have gotten a rare inside visit to the Cern supercollider and jerked off right into the tubes as they were starting a run and everyone freaks out until they discover my sperm travelled 25 times the speed of light and scientists shit themselves when they see the results -- Matthew Rosteet Miller
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,941
> Fuck, the Jolly Rancher story. Almost as odd as the time I was tonguing out a girls asshole and felt something....Wasn't shit cause I would have tasted it so I scraped off my tongue with my finger and saw it was crawling with about 30 pinworms! Girl looked up and saw them and freaked out and said "omg I'm so sorry!!! They usually aren't there at this hour!!! So sorry ahh!!" etc. I told her not to worry about it (she was INCREDIBLY hot, NCAA Pole vaulter...nuff said) and I told her not to worry about it, promised I wouldn't tell anyone, reccomend she get some medication etc.... "Oh god, I want to make this up for you!!!", and gave me the best most porniest sloppy ball sucking blowjob I've ever had, she slapped her face with it and even did the thing where she presses it into her cheek and pops it out, circled her tongue under my foreskin and she deepthroated me as I came and swallowed every drop. More than a fair tradeoff I'd say, I'd had pinworms before and it wasn't the first time I'd had a finger crawling with them, cause she was so hot and clean otherwise it was kinky if anything, would have been gross if I was eating out a homeless woman and came up with worms, but it was more painfully awkward than anything else, actually got rock hard from how red faced and mortified and almost crying she was. We fucked a couple times after that but it really killed the chance of a serious relationship cause she couldn't get over her embarrassment.
sluggy (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,943
This is an image of his desktop. This is what he masturbates to.
sluggy (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,944
image was too big -- this is his IMGR link, so could disappear.(Edited 34 seconds later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,945
Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,946
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,947
@previous (C)
yea, but he makes a border of "classy" pics. I should really quote what he says...
> It's not my permanent desktop. I've always loved the contrast between how stars look and act when they're interviewed by the mainstream press, and then watching her nastiest scenes and flipping back between the two to maintain that contrast. For Sasha I usually watch her press interviews for The Girlfriend experience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo1JRuXfe10 and red carpet pics and all that, then stuff like her gangbang/blowbang scenes. I love how genuinely intelligent and classy Bree Olson comes across here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egwgSy2C9s8&feature=related compared to how ridiculously nasty she is in this scene http://www.tnaflix.com/teen-porn/Spunk-mouth-Bree-Olson/video31840 or bathing herself in a travel cooler in a warehouse here http://www.xvideos.com/video502394/behind_the_scenes_of_one_last_ride_with_bree_olson the more real and intelligent a pornstar seems the hotter it is to watch her get fucked.
> With my "circle of class" desktops with a square in the middle for their nastiest movies I can maintain a constant sense of that contrast without the need to keep flipping between movies.
yea, but he makes a border of "classy" pics. I should really quote what he says...
> It's not my permanent desktop. I've always loved the contrast between how stars look and act when they're interviewed by the mainstream press, and then watching her nastiest scenes and flipping back between the two to maintain that contrast. For Sasha I usually watch her press interviews for The Girlfriend experience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo1JRuXfe10 and red carpet pics and all that, then stuff like her gangbang/blowbang scenes. I love how genuinely intelligent and classy Bree Olson comes across here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egwgSy2C9s8&feature=related compared to how ridiculously nasty she is in this scene http://www.tnaflix.com/teen-porn/Spunk-mouth-Bree-Olson/video31840 or bathing herself in a travel cooler in a warehouse here http://www.xvideos.com/video502394/behind_the_scenes_of_one_last_ride_with_bree_olson the more real and intelligent a pornstar seems the hotter it is to watch her get fucked.
> With my "circle of class" desktops with a square in the middle for their nastiest movies I can maintain a constant sense of that contrast without the need to keep flipping between movies.
sluggy (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,950
Reddit is amazing. My god I am very late to this party.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,953
@previous (sluggy)
Everybody seems to enjoy it, I can't get used to the format of the site though.
I'd like to enjoy it but I can't really get into "normal" forums anymore.
Everybody seems to enjoy it, I can't get used to the format of the site though.
I'd like to enjoy it but I can't really get into "normal" forums anymore.