Minichan

Topic: Palworld is retarded

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 months ago #124,676

It's a survival game with a hunger mechanic that is made redundant within 10 minutes of the game, because the first Pal you can catch, Chikipi, lays unlimited eggs.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,354,325

Next you'll complain about the stamina bar that takes longer to fill if you over-exert yourself and start downloading mods to remove the survival elements. Don't act like you even care

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,369

@previous (B)

Yeah that's a joke too. And you have to hold down the right trigger so you can't even use the turbo button to smash rocks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,405

eggs are an ingredient, not a food. additionally you must catch or breed a hundred chikipis and fuse them into one with good passives to get a decent supply of those eggs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,439

@previous (D)

No you just take like 2 chikipis and put them in a ranch and have a penguin-powered coolbox to store them and a Firefox to cook them into fried eggs. Literally multiple hundreds of eggs and fried eggs by the time you get to level 15 tier

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Anonymous B replied with this 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,446

@previous (A)
Nobody forced you to play that way. You claim to want a survival game, yet you are playing it like an idle game. Level 15 isn't 10 minutes in unless you've cheesed it by literally never leaving your base. Enjoy your chikipi% speedrun world record, nerd

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Anonymous D replied with this 10 months ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,448

@1,354,439 (A)
fried eggs are a fucking shitass food, literally any other use of eggs are better. you might as well stick to cooked berries.

(Edited 18 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,528

@previous (D)

Literally who cares, they're unlimited and abundant and my guy even automatically eats them now

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 months ago, 26 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,529

@1,354,446 (B)

> unless you've cheesed it by literally never leaving your base

The fuck else you meant to do

Anonymous D replied with this 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,543

@1,354,528 (A)
food is supposed to restore hunger AND sanity, and fried eggs are lacking in both. if you do not secure better food you will waste all your time micromanaging a neetminichan simulator.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,545

Nerds.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,593

It's a monster capture survival game hybrid, you moron.

Anonymous F double-posted this 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,594

@1,354,543 (D)
Bitch, I'm trying to create a town's beginnings, like how those towns in Pokémon had to first evolve.
Micromanagement is a part of that shit, faggot.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 months ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,595

@previous (F)
retarde

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,354,643

@1,354,543 (D)

That's what the hot tub and beds are for. Literally two minutes after starting the game you walk into a area by a lovely pond which is
surrounded by unlimited spawning chicken and sheeps, and has an enormous supply of wood, stone and ore. I've got a nice little house built and a farm with two Chikipis, firefox, snowpenguin, antlerdeer and mole and my character wants for nothing. I've blatantly defeated the game straight away, there's no reason for me to move on.
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