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ST. LOUIS – Following a two-year analysis of 100 U.S. cities, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) today released a new White Paper naming Chicago as “America’s Most ‘Mustache-Friendly’ City.â€
With a long-existing pattern of social and professional discrimination against Mustached Americans, AMI behavioral economists sought to better understand which top-performing metropolitan areas provide the most nourishing opportunities and livable communities for people of Mustached American descent.
“Chicago is a leader in creating a prime living and working environment for Mustached Americans,†said Dr. Aaron Xavier Perlut, chairman of the American Mustache Institute. “Its vast pool of professional opportunities in first-responder fields and in the fishing industry centered around Lake Michigan, along with the heritage of retired Chicago Bears players who have continued to embrace a Mustached American lifestyle helped to set the Windy City apart.â€