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Topic: I wish I was autistic.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #124,532

I am honestly getting tired of the neurotypical world. It's like neurotypical people can't follow a basic conversation or even basic fucking English. Yet they accuse everyone of not properly speaking the language. I'm tired of their constantly disrespect for the job. At least the autistic employee always shows up on time and is very punctual. Yet neurotypicals would make up some excuse for why they're running late or why everyone should take the job seriously when they don't do jack shit.

I'm honestly starting to suspect that the neurotypical mindset is a fabricated one with the intention of creating a group of loyalists who constantly suck the dick of the elite and yet feel the need to rebel against these rules despite not being able to actually take anything at face value.

I'm a store manager so I personally know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'd rather hire autistic employees because they at least do their fucking jobs. I hate neurotypical cunts.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,353,539

*I wish I WERE autistic.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 56 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,540

shouldn't it be I wish I am austistic? because you want it to be your current condition.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,542

@previous (boof)
No. It's a present, contrary-to-fact conditional, thus requiring "were".

boof replied with this 3 months ago, 26 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,544

I were? that's like, not even makes sense

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,551

@1,353,540 (boof)
@1,353,542 (B)
Thanks, I wasn't sure how to word it, but then again, I'm neurotypical as fuck.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,552

@previous (A)
> I'm neurotypical as fuck.
I really doubt that.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,564

So you're saying the 'sperg shuttle is parked out front and we're all hired? Good call my friend, you won't regret this.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,567

I like being autistic

!xi8/JKFwzo joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,578

op is a retard

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 54 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,583

It's a mixed bag with them, the kitchen staff mix is 50% autists, 40% kids, 10% people getting their life back on track here. Sometimes I get tired of them banging on tubs and singing pop music. Sometimes the 8 hours of Marvel/Magic/Vidya games/Star Wars talk is draining. But you're 100% correct, they always show up and do the work as long as you keep them away from the customers in any extended interactions.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,585

You're only see the autistic people who can handle working

Many cannot
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