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Topic: I had sex with a major celebrity

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #124,530

Like, everyone in the world knows who she is. It was crazy. I was doing some writing in Hollywood and I was on the set eating the catered lunch. She was next to me. I made some dumb joke about the shrimp, but I made her laugh. We started talking, and -- I still have trouble believing it -- that night she asked me to go hang out and drink Champagne at her place. We ended up fucking all night long.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,353,510

Lizzo!!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,511

@previous (B)
lol I wish, but no. This one is white.

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,513

Iris Apatow?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,515

@previous (Meta)
Don't know who that is, but no. And I'm not going to say who it was.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,520

Cool story bro

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,525

And then everyone stood up and clapped. That celebrity's name? Albert Einstein.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,527

I have to admit, If I were famous, I'd be a total ho. I stamp this one plausible.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,529

better get checked for untreatable gonorrhea

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,533

Its no fun if you won't make us guess and then reveal the answer at the end

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,534

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Fine. Guess. I will say that she's a singer and actress.

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,536

bestselling book: One Night, Five Go-Gos
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