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Topic: This coming Saturday March 15th, 3pm - Everton vs West Ham: The Moyesiah Has Risen.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 3 months ago #124,483

This weekend David Moyes faces the club whose ungrateful fanbase cruelly mocked his slightly moribund countenance and pensive demeanour. Whom will win, forum? Vote!
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Everton will win 1 9%
West Ham will win 3 27%
Draw 1 9%
Not arsed 6 55%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 57 minutes later[^] [v] #1,352,979

The hammers will smash the toffeemen into the cold, hard ground. Unlucky, moyesy.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,982

Come on you Irons!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,983

I think West Ham will win

Hey Dave, fancy some kind of wager?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,987

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
If Everton win you finally shit on that guy's spuds. If West Ham win I'll sneak a Ukrainian flag into the Wagner building and leave it in the bog somewhere.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,990

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
The guy who owns the land doesn't use it anymore. He won a camper van and is away with it, plus I wouldn't want you to get arrested in Russia.

I was thinking more of a £10 charity donation.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,992

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Done. A tenner to charity it is.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,993

As a side note I haven't heard of anyone winning a camper van since Bullseye.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,994

@1,352,992 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Done. And must post proof of donation

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 3 months ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,995

@1,352,993 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I'm looking for the link.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 triple-posted this 3 months ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,007

@1,352,993 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
https://www.revcomps.com/winners-data/david-harding-new-2023-rollerteam-zefiro-sport-motorhome-5000/

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,398

Bump.

48 hours till matchday. Get your votes in!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,404

I'm actually excited. I hope there is violence of some kind.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,554

Some stats from the BBC:

Everton have not scored more than once in any of their past 10 Premier League meetings with West Ham (six goals in total), with the reverse fixture in November finishing 0-0.

West Ham have failed to score in 37.5% of their Premier League games under Graham Potter, compared to 20% under Julen Lopetegui. They also only average just 9.3 shots per game under Potter, compared to 14.6 under Lopetegui in the league.


This one promises to be a cracker!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,555

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I hope it rains to add to the excitement.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,595

Moyesey looking relaxed in the presser. Reckon he thinks he's got this.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,607

A concerning stat from the BBC...

David Moyes has never won in seven Premier League meetings with Graham Potter (D5, L2).

😟

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) triple-posted this 3 months ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,708

How's everyone handling the pre-match nerves? Probably too early for a bevvy in Blighty right now.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,709

I'm gonna start drinking at 14.45

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,722

Ready for kick off.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 51 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,725

Beto the giraffe trying to pull a fast one at the end there.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 45 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,735

CONE ON YOU IRONS. 1 , 0 TO WEST HAM

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 3 months ago, 47 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,736

It had to be soucek. One of Moyes' favourite players.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,737

@1,353,735 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Did East HAM win?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,741

Fuck it. Everton got one back in the 91st minute. Fucking typical.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,742

Alcaraz should have won it at the death there.

1-1 final score. Who'd a thunk it? Hammers fans giving Moyesey a clap, fair fucks to them. They recognise greatness when they see it.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,745

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Away fans are always more classy.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,770

@1,353,742 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Are you both donating a tenner to charity then?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,788

@previous (B)

> Are you both donating a tenner to charity then?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 27 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,789

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 44 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,795

@1,353,788 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Very good. Will Erik live up to his word?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 3 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,353,796

Well we never discussed a draw but since Dave has done it I shall too. Ill don't tomorrow.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,312

@OP
Just bring a little bit of crack.
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