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James Bond should be played by Zendaya, who plays a British-Guyanese hoodlum who lives in a London council estate, and is drawn into a web of international espionage when she accidentally intercepts a top-secret MI6 message on a stolen burner phone. With her thick East London accent, quick wit, and complete lack of spy training, she blags her way into MI6 under the codename "Bond" because that's the name on her fake ID.
In this gritty reboot, the Bond theme is replaced by a grime track, and Zendaya’s Bond operates primarily with her street smarts, unconventional methods, and an unwillingness to give up her Air Max sneakers for anything more "spy-appropriate."
The plot thickens as she discovers the villain is an eccentric aristocrat turned crypto warlord, played by Hugh Grant, who plans to use NFTs of endangered animals to fund global chaos. The final showdown happens in a dingy underground car park, where she uses a vape pen and a stolen moped to thwart his plans.