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Topic: hey mc i need advice for getting over a girl

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,435

i've been like secretly in love with her for ages. we used to be good friends but now she is really short with me online, never wants to hang out and im getting super depressed. i NEED to get over her, I am getting super messed up emotionally. advice plz

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #223,486

smoke weed. jerk off. fuck someone else, if thats a possibility. she isn't worth your happiness. once a chick makes you depressed, she isn't worth your time. one day she won't mean anything to you. believe me. i know.
im going to see the love of my life in a week with her husband. i dont give a fuck. im happy for my friend that she found someone. besides, he's probably got a small dick, and she has ugly feet. whatever. as we french say, c'est la vie.

unless this is leonidas, then kill yourself. cause nobody gives a shit you autistic sweaty mess j

i know cuz of my learnings joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,493

@previous (sluggy)
> implying your french

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,495

Well, fuck, I got this girl pregnant. Right now, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck to do. Well, we both know what to do, but it's not as easy as just saying what has to be done.

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #223,502

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
You got the lesbian with the crazy gf pregnant?

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,518

@223,495 (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
The sooner she aborts it, the better. Use a condom, moron.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,537

@223,502 (r04r)
Yes.

@previous (sluggy)
Condoms are for pussies. And of course. The worker girl said come back in a couple weeks.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,539

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
Idiot

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,540

@previous (r04r)
Lol. Life is crazy, as am I. Yeah, well it took me days to cum. Literally. Pre-cum is a bitch. I'll tell you that much.

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,542

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
http://tinyurl.com/3n3lxky

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,543

@previous (r04r)
Fuckin' lol'd, but nah. I just have good self-control with it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,546

@OP

> i've been like secretly in love with her for ages. we used to be good friends but now she is really short with me online, never wants to hang out and im getting super depressed. i NEED to get over her, I am getting super messed up emotionally. advice plz

think real hard about this, man. think real hard about how you are...think about certain things you're into; games or something. think how easily you got over it when something new/better came along.


that's dumb, don't do that, just fuckin' holy shit...dude it's raining, lololol i just got through saying that i'd be surprised if it rained right now, and lo and behold, holy shit, it's fucking raining!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,745

thanks for the help guys...

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,748

@223,543 (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
Good self control with what?
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