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Topic: Americans, is this how you cook salmon?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 3 months ago #124,342

Ffs and you think our hotdogs in the kettle is bad.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,352,011

Never heard of it being done that way, and will never try.

I put mine in baking pan with butter and seasonings, cover with aluminum foil and bake in the oven.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 36 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,012

@previous (B)
Have you tried pesto?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,024

No that’s not real

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,025

@previous (C)
Donald and Beverly Seamans were well known in Marblehead, MA circles for their Fourth of July parties at their harborfront house, and the centerpiece was always the dishwasher salmon. Beverly wrapped the fish (whole!) in cheesecloth, not tin foil, and vermouth was often added to the soap dispenser. The fish would be put on the top rack and put through a cycle or two. She would then finish it with dill sauce and cucumber slices with a pimento olive slice for the eye.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,031

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

> Donald and Beverly Seamans were well known in Marblehead, MA circles for their Fourth of July parties at their harborfront house, and the centerpiece was always the dishwasher salmon. Beverly wrapped the fish (whole!) in cheesecloth, not tin foil, and vermouth was often added to the soap dispenser. The fish would be put on the top rack and put through a cycle or two. She would then finish it with dill sauce and cucumber slices with a pimento olive slice for the eye.

You have got to be retarded if you think that’s real

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,035

It's efficient and if you do it right you can barely even taste the soap.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,038

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Many cook wrapped up Salmon on their car engine - So says the web.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,059

I assume it's meat pulled out of the freezer to thaw, which is a travesty on its own. The cooking troll is pretty funny though, and less harmful than the iPhone microwave charging, or fertilizer dryer cleaning you guys pitched last week.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,060

@previous (G)

This is an actual technique lol

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,063

@1,352,012 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I fed a baby pesto

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 months ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,068

@1,352,038 (F)
Makes sense since engines come with oil to help cook it.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,075

This recipe comes from a time where having a dishwasher was a high tech gadget worth bragging

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,077

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Do you remember in the 70s when microwave were new? There were all kinds of microwave cookbook recipes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,080

@previous (H)
Microwaves used to be pretty scary then as well

Like heavy machinery

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 34 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,103

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Which is crazy because they were only 600W maximums

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 months ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,109

@previous (H)
Microwaves used to make a scary whomping sound when powered on and then the houselights would flicker

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,114

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

They were really enormous too. And people would tell tall tales about people being cooked alive by microwaves.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,308

@1,352,109 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Did you ever hear the urban myth about the stoned babysitter who put the meatloaf in the crib and the baby in the microwave?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,309

@previous (K)
Yes. I'm pretty sure a few parents have actually done that by now

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,352,635

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