Topic: How do you explain this to a dog?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 months ago #124,333

I would like to share my pizza, but you might get diarrhea and die or something like that

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,351,867

give him a piece of pizza covered with hotsauce. like the hottest gag shit you got that you only reserve for sneaking into peoples food or drink as a prank type hot sauce. dog will get the message before anything potentially dangerous goes down the hatch.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,868

that or a bitter agent.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,895

Use extra ranch dressing

Officer Rooster !xi8/JKFwzo joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,897

WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF
*gunshots*

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,903

@1,351,867 (B)
The dog would probably eat it anyway and then diarrhea all over the apartment

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,912

You don't explain or justify things to a dog, you command it and it obeys because it's a well trained animal.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,916

@previous (F)
> you command it and it obeys

Like Dave's wife commands him and he obeys?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,917

@1,351,903 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
if that is the case then its instincts dont work so good, so it should be put down. perferably first giving it a nice juicy steak and belly rubs for being a good boy, but letting an animal that defective live is basically the same crime against nature as pugs.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 months ago, 59 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,925

@1,351,916 (G)

I feel like you're unhealthily obsessed with a stranger on the internet.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,927

@1,351,917 (B)
That's most dogs though

Anonymous B replied with this 3 months ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,932

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
no.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 months ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,933

@previous (B)
Yea

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,950

Dogs can

boof joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,981

dog wouldn't mind, and then eat it own shit mess

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