Topic: What is your porn stage name?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 months ago #124,230 I think I might go with Rod McForeskin.
B joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,409 F off
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,412 @previous (B)
That's a good one.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,414 I took my friend (who I believe has autism) to a porn theater and she touched all of the jizz covered theater seats
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,415 Sexyboy69
Anonymous B replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,416 @1,351,412 (A)
I was actually telling the OP to F off
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Officer Rooster !xi8/JKFwzo joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,417 incredibly small penis gigantic balls Johnson
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,418 @1,351,414 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
How does one go to such a place and not touch the seats?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,420 @previous (A)
You stand and observe what is happening. Like you might at a zoo, for instance
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,421 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I never knew that. Is there cum everywhere?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,424 @previous (A)
There's a shocking amount of visible cum embedded in twead fabric seats
I believe she thought it was a regular movie theater even though I said it showed pornos and it was located in a porn store
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,427 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Dear god.
Officer Rooster !xi8/JKFwzo replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,429 @1,351,424 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lord have mercy
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,430 @1,351,427 (A)
Before we went back to the car, she refused to use the hand sanitizer in the store, because many strange men had used it previously. Which makes no sense because she handled every cum seat
Then I go to give her my hand sanitizer and she touches her face first. I wanted to die
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,432 @1,351,429 (Officer Rooster !xi8/JKFwzo)
She was actually doing a lot of weird things. She started filming and I thought we were going to get murdered
Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,434 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It'd be really cool to see whatever she managed to film 😂
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,439 @previous (D)
One thing she filmed was an old guy sitting in the front row and a giant Latina ass on the screen
My friend claimed to have not seen the man and I know she was fully lying
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,443 @1,351,430 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
eeeeewwwww lol
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,456 @previous (A)
She was also shit talking the ass even though it looked great
She seemed very offended that the men at the theater were old and gross. If they had been young and handsome, with big dicks, she would have been totally into it
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,463 @1,351,414 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> I took my friend (who I believe has autism) to a porn theater and she touched all of the jizz covered theater seats
Why are you always grooming mental invalids into deviant sexual behaviors?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,467 @previous (F)
She's slutty all on her own, thanks
Also I was begging her not to touch anything. She's not my slave
I was laughing very hard though
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,473 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
So you and another gay guy go to a porno flick together?
No one cares.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,475 @1,351,456 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
so. this ass. was it fat?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,479 @1,351,473 (G)
Why are you so obsessed with gay guys? It makes you look fruity
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,480 @1,351,475 (H)
It was and so it was weird she was shit talking it
Anonymous G replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,481 @1,351,479 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Says the gay guy who talks about taking another gay guy to a porno flick with gay guys in a theater filled up with gay guys.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,482 @previous (G)
Gay, gay, gay, gay
Calm your zesty ass down and get a blow job or something
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,483 Greenpeen
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,505 @1,351,467 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Was the porn theatre your idea or hers?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,516 @previous (J)
It was my idea to go to the porn store, but I don't remember whose idea it was to enter the theater
The worker at the store was a gay guy and seemed worried about our safety
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Anonymous J replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,517 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'd probably check it out too, out of morbid curiosity. There aren't many sex cinemas nowadays.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,519 @previous (J)
> I'd probably check it out too, out of morbid curiosity. There aren't many sex cinemas nowadays.
I was in Aachen (Germany) with the wife on business (hers) last year and there are dozens of "sexkino" dives all over the city.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,522 @1,351,463 (F)
> > I took my friend (who I believe has autism) to a porn theater and she touched all of the jizz covered theater seats> > Why are you always grooming mental invalids into deviant sexual behaviors?
Kook admits living her life for deviant sexual behavior.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,523 Anonymous L replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,524 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That cum in the theater seats. What percentage was girl cum?
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,525 @previous (L)
Shut the fuck up Matt
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,528 @1,351,524 (L)
Im not yet a cum detective
I was thinking about going back with a blacklight
Caveatipse joined in and replied with this 11 months ago [^] [v] #1,351,578 Lance Goodthrust
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