Topic: If you could destroy some priceless artifact from history what would it be?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #12,422

I am stuck. I wouldn't mind destroying every single historical text and piece of art that is revered as priceless. But fuck it would be so good to dynamite the pyramids in Egypt or to hear the sound of the Declaration of Independence being ripped in half. Not that I am opposed to any of these things but imagine the feeling of destroying them? Anyone have anything else in mind?

Timbukthree !!a+gklh4FO joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #223,159

The Elgin Marbles. I would poop in them, them run over them with a steamroller.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,161

Not a fan of iconoclasm, will get back to you on that one.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,162

@223,159 (Timbukthree !!a+gklh4FO)
What are those?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,163

I would poop on the statue of David from a great height and make sure it's diarrhea.

vocalon !bx4albvqPs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,166

I'd destroy the gun Hitler used to kill himself.

Or was killed with. Or (edit according to personal conspiracy theory here).

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,171

All of these responses are good. I especially like Falco's. Fuck yeah. Fuck history and the stupid artifacts. I really want to jizz on the Mona Lisa.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,173

Priceless artifact... hmmm. I would wrap a Gutenberg Bible in the original American flag and burn it over a bonfire made from Lincoln's log cabin. Sure, people might have a problem with it, but, freedom of speech mother fuckers!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,178

Mecca

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,181

@223,173 (G)

> Priceless artifact... hmmm. I would wrap a Gutenberg Bible in the original American flag and burn it over a bonfire made from Lincoln's log cabin. Sure, people might have a problem with it, but, freedom of speech mother fuckers!

I don't know who you are but you just made me cum in my red boxer briefs. I fucking love you.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,182

@223,178 (H)

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Mecca

I said priceless.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,201

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I see what you did there.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #223,208

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I do it there all the time.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,356

@223,159 (Timbukthree !!a+gklh4FO)
you ARE racist to Greeks!!

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,363

Dead sea scrolls.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,367

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Nice choice bro!

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,371

I'd like to use the shroud of Turin as a cum rag, even though its a proven fake.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,386

@previous (sluggy)

> I'd like to use the shroud of Turin as a cum rag, even though its a proven fake.

That made me so hard. I love you so much.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,418

iconoclasm is great faggotry.

id steal that fucker and sell it for millions.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,468

I'd tear the Venus de Milo limb from limb.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,470

@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
LOL'd

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,477

I'd dynamite the Buddhas of Bamiyan after they are rebuilt.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,478

I would punch Leo Vegas in the balls.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,521

declaration of independence

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,562

@223,478 (O)

> I would punch Leo Vegas in the balls.

My balls are a priceless artifact to you? Thanks!

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,563

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You're welcome! I was worried that you wouldn't take it as a compliment!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,564

@previous (O)
I got it. Also getting punched in the balls is kinda nice.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #223,566

I would set fire to Tutankhamen's mummy.

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