We used to have an old guy at the retirement home who would would pull out his dick and have people inspect it for shrinkage. He called it his peter
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A patient was laying in his bed and I was at the foot of it
He picked up his dick, pointed it upwards to his face, and then aimed it at me and shot the longest arc of piss I've ever seen in my life
I had to bullet bend to not get hit