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Topic: It's official I got hemroids

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 months ago #123,769

My ass keeps bleeding every time I wipe for long.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,347,571

You should consider getting a bidet attachment for your toilet

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,574

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> You should consider getting a bidet attachment for your toilet

Lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,576

@previous (A)
It would help your hemorrhoids

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,578

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thanks but I feel they are God's wrath upon me. Also I am a bit of a masochist so will need to wait to they get worse to consider.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,579

@previous (A)
They can become infected and wreck your fucking life, dude

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,581

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I wish for death. Though probably not in that way.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 20 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,582

Fibre and water

Green !!bO/s3MBcD double-posted this 11 months ago, 26 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,583

Also get a footstool.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,585

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I would rather be used as one by superior women.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 40 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,587

That's a bummer. I take fibre supplements and haven't had a single hemorrhoid since. Feels grate.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 50 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,589

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> That's a bummer. I take fibre supplements and haven't had a single hemorrhoid since. Feels grate.

How much they cost?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,591

Men will do anything but wash their asses. smdh

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,592

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Men will do anything but wash their asses. smdh

Bidets aren't typical here.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 11 months ago, 12 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,594

@1,347,589 (A)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005P0WGNE?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-reorder-mobile_k0_1_8&amp=&crid=1275HPASF4JTK&amp=&sprefix=husk+sup

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,596

@1,347,592 (A)
They make bidet attachments, like I said

Very easy to install

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,599

Legit never seen one in use anywhere here before.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,600

@previous (A)
Why does that matter?

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,601

@1,347,591 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

If you eat fibre you won't need to wash your ass after shitting.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,603

@previous (E)
If you have hemorrhoids, you absolutely do

Also, fiber doesn't fully clean your ass. Use a wet wipe after you shit and you'll see the reality of the situation

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,606

@1,347,601 (E)

> If you eat fibre you won't need to wash your ass after shitting.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,608

This thread lmao.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 months ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,614

@1,347,603 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I always use a wet wipe after I shit. But then again, my diet is terrible and I always seem to have sloppy diarrhoea.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,617

@previous (E)
Even people who eat a lot of fiber need a wipe or water to clean properly

I wonder if you may have some sort of stomach issue?

boof joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,645

you want to use the wet wipe to get shit particles out of the fold of the skin that the swelled roid created. shit particles in the fold irritate

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,668

@1,347,614 (E)
I need to start doing the same tbh.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,671

Psyllium husk and flaxseeds are good.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,698

@OP
Get a washlet.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,702

@previous (H)
Do you remember Carebears poopcup?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 months ago, 55 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,715

@1,347,617 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

It's when I eat too much fatty food or meat, usually.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,347,794

@1,347,702 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,084

What a shitty thread. Everyone here is full of shit.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,275

@1,347,579 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

That would have been nice to know the last 10 times this shit happened to me

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,278

@previous (K)
Im sorry your healthcare provider was so negligent

Anonymous K replied with this 11 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,281

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

It's not like I told a doctor. I just googled and apparently when you are in a shower, you should crank up the heat on that thing and make the showerhead have a look at the hemorrhoids, then you ever so gently try to assert some pressure on the top of it, without pain, there's not supposed to be pain and you gotta stop if that guy comes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 26 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,286

@previous (K)
What's also a good idea is getting a sitz bath and filling it with Epson salt water, to soak your hemorrhoids a few times a day

Especially after a bowel movement

Anonymous K replied with this 11 months ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,300

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I like the idea of a device especially made for cleaning your cheeks down under, but I'm not there culturally. It would feel like lousy bathing in a toilet, I don't even like the Japanese toilets that shoot water at you, but I heard they are nice.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,302

@previous (K)
It goes on top of the toilet. So it can be very easily sterilized

I want to get a bidet attachment with a warm water hookup

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 11 months ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,308

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

More power to you tbh, hygiene standards should probably be higher in general but for me it's never been about bacteria, people have had the capacity for disgust since people even knew about bacteria. This feeling of being down in there that toilet? It wouldn't feel nice
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