Topic: I have emerged from the Siberian wasteland triumphant!
Throckmorton !on4pa.tBnM started this discussion 1 year ago#123,688
After several months of agonizing torture in a gulag at the direct order of Putin, and after my wild and terrible misadventures ordeal, I am now on the run! I escaped the gulag and now am surviving in frigid Siberia. The gulag toughened me up, and my fellow prisoners taught me many survival skills. One of them, Ivan, made me promise to visit his mother and tell her he is alive and well in return for helping me escape, so that is my current goal. She lives, ironically, back in Yakutsk, where this all began. I shall keep you all updated!
Throckmorton !on4pa.tBnM (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,347,228
I am now in Yakutsk undercover on my way to find Ivan's mom to tell her he is ok and alive. The streets are thick with soldiers all looking for me. I am using a classic Grouch Marx disguise with a long, blond wig. So far, no one has recognized me. It's so damn cold here in winter!!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,347,242
A reminder that OP began this shtick 2 weeks away from his 50th birthday in order to deal with the depression of turning 50 years old. Fifty. Years. Old.
He has revived it 2 weeks away from his birthday in order to deal with the depression of turning 51 years old. Fifty. One. Years. Old.
> A reminder that OP began this shtick 2 weeks away from his 50th birthday in order to deal with the depression of turning 50 years old. Fifty. Years. Old. > > He has revived it 2 weeks away from his birthday in order to deal with the depression of turning 51 years old. Fifty. One. Years. Old.