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Topic: RIP Matt

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #123,636

This is not a joke. You may have noticed Matt has not been active for several days. Three days ago, he was admitted to Ochsner Lafayette General with chest pains, and brought to ICU and scheduled in for emergency surgery. Unfortunately, he did not survive the surgery, passing away at 2am this morning.

Again, this is not a joke. Matt has died.

True story joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,346,464

@OP

> You may have noticed Matt has not been active for several days.

Actually the drunken retard made an idiot of himself only last night:

https://minichan.net/topic/123611

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,479

Matt is a healthy young adult. You see, 25 year old college graduates are now considered as little boys. So Matt is as young as ever! Glory be to the Democrat Party approved 2025 NewSpeak dictionary!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,490

...and nothing of value was lost.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,491

@OP
Weird that you have Matt’s exact text voice

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,493

@1,346,490 (D)

> ...and nothing of value was lost.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,501

@1,346,491 (E)
Do you think that's Matt? lol dumbass

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,550

@1,346,491 (E)

Everyone is Matt, yes? Except they are not. Matt is no more. His funeral is planned for next week. I am buying some flowers, which I shall deliver to his casket via helicopter. Should I write any messages from the fora on the card?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,555

@previous (A)
> Should I write any messages from the fora on the card?

Yes. Please write "We always hated you."

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,558

@previous (F)

Who is "we"?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,562

@previous (A)
The entire forum. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,567

@previous (F)

I think not. But I shall include a black rose from you in the helicopter delivery bouquet.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,575

@previous (A)
What were Matt's last words?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,580

@previous (H)
He said "hey assholes, I'm not dead. Post bail so I can get out of here."

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 33 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,598

@1,346,575 (H)

I do not know, but I imagine they were something along the lines of "Farewell! I go to the place of my ancestors!"

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,604

@1,346,575 (H)
Something that included feces.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,606

@1,346,550 (A)

> Everyone is Matt, yes? Except they are not. Matt is no more. His funeral is planned for next week. I am buying some flowers, which I shall deliver to his casket via helicopter. Should I write any messages from the fora on the card?

Hi Matt!

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,634

@1,346,567 (A)

Name one person here who likes you Matt.

Anon replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,636

@previous (F)
Disagree. Meta totally enjoys the 1000's of opportunities to edit his shtick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,643

An update on the helicopter: I have arranged for a full flyby of Lockheed Martin VH-71 Kestrels.

Additionally, some of you may be interested to note that Matt had asked for a horse-drawn carriage, to be escorted by a marching swing band. There will be a 21-gun salute as his coffin is lowered. I will update this thread with more information when it is forthcoming.

@1,346,634 (F)

I think many people enjoyed his posts. I know that there is a silent majority who are mourning his unfortunate loss.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,654

@1,346,634 (F)
Again, that’s not Matt, you shit for brains.

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,660

@previous (G)
He had his head bashed in by a pack of feral nigs when he went to jail for soliciting child pornography.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,672

@1,346,654 (G)

> Again, that’s not Matt, you shit for brains.

Shut up Matt.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,684

@1,346,643 (A)
How old was this Matt person at his time of death?

Meta replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,687

@previous (L)
49, almost 50 at the time of his death

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,346,995

@previous (Meta)
Did he hit a time warp right before his death?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,163

Tomorrow is the day of Matt's funeral. He is currently laying at rest in his home and the procession will begin with the release of doves and the marching band.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,178

@previous (A)
press x to doubt

Anonymous G replied with this 11 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,179

@previous (D)
It is a New Orleans jazz funeral?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,183

I can't wait to tap dance on his grave, then take a shit on the tombstone.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,226

Matt's social media accounts are still active.

https://www.instagram.com/matthewmillerauthor/

Anonymous E replied with this 11 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,243

@previous (N)

> Matt's social media accounts are still active.
>
> https://www.instagram.com/matthewmillerauthor/

He looks like a tranny in his latest picture

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,267

@previous (E)
> latest
last time he looked like a man was shortly after dropping the depressionman monkier

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,359

@1,348,243 (E)

> > Matt's social media accounts are still active.
> >
> > https://www.instagram.com/matthewmillerauthor/
>
> He looks like a tranny in his latest picture

He really does look troon.

Anonymous O double-posted this 11 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,361

This video lmao.

Anonymous O triple-posted this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,362

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3gGt4vu_S_/

Anonymous E replied with this 11 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,363

@1,348,359 (O)

> > > Matt's social media accounts are still active.
> > >
> > > https://www.instagram.com/matthewmillerauthor/
> >
> > He looks like a tranny in his latest picture
>
> He really does look troon.

He looks like a “hun” as the trans community would say

Anonymous O replied with this 11 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,364

@previous (E)

> > > > Matt's social media accounts are still active.
> > > >
> > > > https://www.instagram.com/matthewmillerauthor/
> > >
> > > He looks like a tranny in his latest picture
> >
> > He really does look troon.
>
> He looks like a “hun” as the trans community would say

You think he will go all the way and officially transition?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 39 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,365

@previous (O)
> officially transition
not likely as few troons are genuine in their need to mutilate themselves, transgenderism is primarily a motley band of actual losers(autists,the chronically online, people that let fake news fearmonger them into a frothy retardism, out of control fetishists, actual faggots that miss or never got to experience the civil rights struggle session, unsuccessful psychopaths, feminists that got left behind in the judiastic war against white people and are now jelly, etc) instead of people in actual need of help(demonic possession, met a chomo as a kid, one of the 0.00001 percent of humanity with actual genetic defects.)

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,366

@previous (D)
Most trans people can't afford surgeries

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,367

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
more like "dont ever get that brainwashed"

you can find surgery results aplenty if you look and it generally looks like ogrish content. or BME pain olympics.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,368

@previous (D)
You can also find very good surgery results

It's weird that you claim trans people are not authentic when they don't get surgery, while also claiming the surgeries are never good

Both of these assertions are falsehoods

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,369

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> You can also find very good surgery results
utterly political hogwash. the very best results fall quite short of anything worth money or undergoing an irreversable body mod.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,370

@previous (D)
You're wrong

There's also a variety of surgeries that don't involve genitalia at all

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,371

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
i really dont care about your opinion, honestly. its kinda shit.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,372

@previous (D)
That's because you're an idiot

Anonymous D replied with this 11 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,373

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
its good you at least know your shortcomings :)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,383

@previous (D)
Nonsense reply

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,348,845

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